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(Examining self in bathroom mirror)-Two out of three ain’t bad!

He must secretly feel a bit dispirited to realize how many people know what a lying shitheel he is. Even more so when he sees this side profile photo and realizes he has a head shaped like a golf club

Because the people who populate,motivate and maintain NYC are not the same as the xenophobic,entitled heartless fucks who own NYC.

I think this could be effective amongst the more casual reform enthusiasts,who you could categorize as “floating voters”. Rather than dogmatic die hard Reformers (previously known as Ukippers,Brexiteers,National Cunts ,Garnettists and Enoch-jockeys),who could be categorized as “voting floaters”.

So they blithely assume they’ll romp into power with total ease,& still don’t think that they therefore need any actual workable policies when they’ve got cut and paste slogans for their trollbots & halfwitted acolytes to shriek at passers-by.

Be a good place to hold a wake.

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I thought they used pig carcasses to breed that kind of thing.

Wife of Stephen Miller?

Wife of Stephen Miller?

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That’s a pretty long novel for that situation. I would have leant towards haikus if I was him.

Finally finished a very leisurely journey through this astonishing book, and at its end bid a sad farewell to Steve Moore (no relation). Cover art by the great @johncoulthart.com . Thanks to @strangeattractor.bsky.social for making this ethereal experience available.

Unipen and Sharpie.

People are criticising Jeff Bezos for his $50 million wedding,but it’s worth bearing in mind that includes a ten year supply of rohypnol & access to his personal hairstylist,Mister Sheen.

It could be worse-you can conceal your weight with a trendy polo neck whereas I have to employ a midrange garden shed.

I personally loved the first series of “Midsomer Driving without due care and attention “

Me fifty years ago looking cheerful,impish and cherubic in my pleather jacket and annoying polo neck jumper

Me today,in some flowery patch of garden,looking like Dr Zaius out of the first planet of the apes movie. Who,for those unfamiliar with his appearance,was as beautiful as Adonis. Adonis the lover of Aphrodite, not Baron Adonis the frankly washed out looking labour peer.

Fifty years later and I still look like a smug bastard! Even though I now live in a hedge.

Facilitating murder for financial,tactical and ideological ends is absolutely tolerable in a formalised business setting but must not be commented on by troubadours.

Histrionic showboating from the BoDs leading alta cocker. The assumption that such a shallow and clumsy statement should be afforded deference and any level of credibility is one more demonstration of the entitlement and conceit encouraged in such elite circles.

What else can you expect from a man who fashions his own toupees from discarded Hebridean pubes?

Well now I have to spend Tuesday feeling sorry for Norwich cathedral’s fibreglass Paddington sculpture. Please exercise more responsibility in posting these upsetting images.

But either way,there is a point when attempts to deflect from imperialist state murder with overplayed buzzwords and cod outrage are rendered embarrassingly obsolete by the sheer weight of public horror. Not that sloppy scribblers have the talent or self awareness to rectify their inadequacy.

Or an innate understanding of the voluntary gullibility, and bovine approach to media consumption, of the core readership.

Well,it's nice to see that one aspect of print media survives in the digital era-the habit of openly lying about tangible events. I don't know if expecting people who can easily observe the events in question to defer to the hack's status as an honest reporter is rhe result of entitled hubris,

Because in merrie England it’s seen as jolly bad form to wish harm on a a murdering occupying army.

Hostile global media? Fucks sake,if you’re trying to distract from the state murder of over 20000 children, you need to try a bit harder than this drivel.