@cantteachlength.bsky.social
Opinions on walkable cities, human rights, basketball and TV + anything that crosses my mind that makes me chuckle.
You wanna make God laugh? Bring a gym bag to work
15.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When a white boy calls something a banger you have to understand that’s of the highest honor is his culture
27.07.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02 high lifes away from being nasty at pool and 3.5 high lifes away from being terrible
29.06.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta be at double digits by now
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The road to 5.0 continues
15.03.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@tommybigplates.bsky.social
15.03.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We used to be a serious country. Now Cal and Stanford compete in Greensboro for the ACC tournament
12.03.2025 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bad day to be a cute little cocktail
01.03.2025 19:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Need to order the most expensive thing off the letter-board menu here so bad
27.02.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am 1.5 beers away from being really good at pool and 2.5 beers away from being terrible
09.02.2025 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0made up a scenario in my head, scared myself with it, then made a purchase to soothe myself. dominant species on earth
13.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 1280 🔁 203 💬 10 📌 7Never seen a button that does less than Gmail’s unsubscribe button
01.01.2025 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Horseradish sauce is so crazy why do people do that
26.12.2024 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ball up top
05.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ahhhh, ehhhh, errrr, who’s to say?
05.12.2024 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Piece of advice for men who want to date women: never send a text that simply says, “Huh?”
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To quote one of our best posters, “our brightest minds are all at the novelty popcorn bucket factory”
@coleymick.bsky.social #Gladiator2
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
14.10.2024 20:52 — 👍 18276 🔁 5128 💬 86 📌 122
Love giving myself body dysmorphia on 2k
19.11.2024 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was it not before?
30.10.2024 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Need David Attenborough doing play by play
19.10.2024 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With @wmg.bsky.social at the bar and he just pounced on an open table like a tiger in a nature doc
19.10.2024 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Can you DM your way into love? In this essay I will -
28.08.2024 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Rolled tn so you know what that means - I’m liking everybody’s instagram story tonight!
31.08.2024 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sources say Aaron hopped on the Love Island USA set after finishing his shift at the Margaritaville bowling alley
#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA
Garçon, give us a bucket
24.08.2024 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Waiter! We’d like your darkest table to sit around and reminisce at
24.08.2024 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not saying I have the mandate of heaven or anything but did you see a double rainbow on your birthday?
12.08.2024 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0White people knocked it out the park with Mama Mia (2008)
10.08.2024 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Silver jewelry and vintage Levi’s actually account for 31% of East Village GDP
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