claire

I think if t pain and I were in the same room we would at minimum become best friends

oh my god the music video u guys she’s insane I love her so much

upon further reflection I think this was a dream about not checking my email

silhouette of a person with giant scissors reaching out to cut the wings of another silhouette person with a briefcase and a bag in their hand. above the person with wings it says “throwing parties every night” and above the person trying to cut their wings it says “living in an apartment building”

had an anxiety dream about not knowing what dress I’m going to wear to a wedding I’m literally a bridesmaid in … like girl she will tell u

I might go out on a limb here and say that *most* things you might eat between two pieces of bread, I like a little bit better on a tortilla

and the world was never the same 😌🙏🏼

I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on my smile today and I just wanna thank my parents again for paying for braces

bring back saying “why I oughta” while shaking your fist

new emote unlocked!!

describing skills as emotes is so funny

if you can’t fold a fitted sheet you can’t tell me shit

I think there’s a high likelihood Megan Thee Stallion is my top artist this year but maybe 0-1 of my top 5 songs

bro keeps tugging on my ponytail as he walks by and it’s starting to make me blush

“I always love seeing your beautiful smile” bro you’re too sweet pls im so emotionally fragile I will cry

rolled up to the coffee stand after crying while walking in and the person working there was so excited to see me I almost started crying right in their face

screenshot of Megan Thee Stallion’s Instagram post announcing her new single. caption says “LOVER GIRL 💋 FRIDAY” and the picture is her hand with long, pointy red nails holding a red heart shaped lollipop with 10/24 on it

oh my god

out here connecting dots and hurting my own feelings but in ways that might help me in the long run, ugh

journaling is kinda cool and also kinda bullshit

me when lying by omission is still lying: :(

sometimes instead of posting online I write it on a sticky note and stick it to the front of a poster on my wall

picture of the top of my to-go iced coffee cup with my name handwritten on top between a hand drawn heart and a hand drawn little cat face. there is also a sticker with a smiley face that says “falling for you!” (in reference to the change of seasons)

making friends with the baristas

playing a fun game I like to call “what the fuck was that song that was stuck in my head”

encouraging others to be menaces is my passion and to have them do it in my honor is a compliment of the highest degree

just got a text that started with “missed you tonight but tried to be menaces in your stead” and it brought tears to my eyes

in case anyone was wondering, it takes 400mg of caffeine before I start acting insane

sleep paralysis freaky as fuck

it’s crazy how working on this day specifically has ruined my life in three completely different ways

my coworkers ask me how I’m doing and I tell them I feel like I’m wearing a straitjacket and so many of them are so understanding of this feeling that it actually makes me feel more disappointed

a chunk of sourdough and a square slice of cheese

call this snack the medieval peasant