C Mecklenborg

Every time I go skiing, I'm sorely tempted to switch to snowboarding because the boots suck so much less. Also I'm not great at skiing, so starting from scratch would be just fine. 😅

They wanted to rely on a fucking phone tree system?!?!?

No, Kerr county is fairly rural and pretty middle of the road economically.

I was thinking grackle. But common grackle, not the larger great-tailed or boat-tailed species

Ewww (I presume) and ouch. 😬

I... quite frequently bring my Kindle to parkour & gymnastics practice. 😬

But I see other parents with books too! ...sometimes. So clearly we aren't *complete* outliers.

Gross. I guess I won't be eating at Hat Creek again.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.

Found this in my drafts and I have NO idea what I was planning on doing with it TikTok video by SpaceVinci

I am not a person, I'm 3 possums in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci, but we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care, I'm not a person, I'm 3 possums in a coat

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Fo45gX/

Much like the last animal-themed earworm that was all over my FYP, I'm fairly certain it's trending in a very, VERY niche way

Friendly intruders at Drippo’s studio TikTok video by Doctor Waffle

New adorable animal earworm just dropped...

There’s an axolotl on the pink stairs
Is an axolotl supposed to be there
If you ask an axolotl
If they’ll be back tomorrow
A penguin waddles in
and then the axolotl’s gone

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2FoVnp5/

I would like to get off all political SMS lists now, please and thank you.

I am tuned in to current events, but I need to be able to turn off the firehose of dread periodically and spam texts DO NOT LET ME DO THAT.

At least it's not (yet) the dozen+ per day I was getting in the lead up to Nov 5

Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.