Alice

I always forget there was a third one. I wonder if the success of the 'Look Who's Talking' franchise was directly responsible for the creation of 'Baby Geniuses'? 🤔

they call it One Piece because whenever somebody tries to tell you one piece of information about it you immediately fall asleep

C·30 C·60 C·90 Go - Wikipedia

Bow Wow Wow's "C30 C60 C90 Go" did a similar thing too!

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The Simpsons: Hans Moleman in a phonebooth meme, with edited text to say: "No, that's too many girlfriends."

let's try something

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"Webber"

and scene

The most banned dog on the Internet.

Cinematic poster for the film 'Polite Society'

Polite Society (2023) directed by Nida Manzoor.

Calypso by Oliver K Langmead — Runalong The Shelves I would like to thank Titan for an advance copy of this novel in exchange for a fair and honest review Publisher – Titan Published – 2/4 Price – £12.99 paperback £6.99 Kindle eBook A gro...

Also now out in paperback is this great piece of science fiction poetry that I think really worked to make a story come alive - Calypso by Oliver K Langmead www.runalongtheshelves.net/blog/2024/4/...

Oh, THIS is why I'd never heard of 'Quest 64' before several years ago. I'm from the UK.

Hair of the dog as they resluttify her 👌

That's because you pussied out and had a Pepsi Max on Saturday instead of a third whatever-you-were-drinking.

You. Me. Three bottles of cheap rosé each, and we just press play from Episode 1 of The Real Ghostbusters.

....they're into some kinky shit.

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

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I recall the old comics having not-just-Cubes for entry to Hell in some stories. One of the best one-off stories was "Wordsworth"...but it was by Neil Gaiman, so I understand fully if you'd rather not read it these days. 😕

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How about every day?

This is your fault for not waiting until my day off on Wednesday you impatient cow.

TONTY BLAIR PISSED IN A CUP!?

Happy Michael Festival

ME: *holding prototype* It's like Hungry Hungry Hippos, but the hippos face outward, and when you hit the lever, their asses clap! See? *clap clap clap*

CEO OF MILTON BRADLEY: I've ordered security to shoot you on sight.

ME: Don't be afraid of the future, Milton.

Always enjoyed the Conundrum series, a bunch of puzzle-bazed levels.

I wrote a Politics essay on the impracticality of electronic ID cards almost exactly twenty years ago. What goes around etc.

My wife is always amusingly uncomfortable on the once or twice times a year I ask for her to get some Mr Brain's Faggots from the shops.

the bat moved like a high school Peter Pan production's 1st rehearsal

The yellow sacrificial burning pyramid from the movie 'Midsommar'.

I'll get the hut ready.

Everyone laughed and looked at me weird for my 2TB collection of archived vintage erotica. Guess who's laughing and masturbating in peace now.