Richard K

Ooh, go to the Bundesbank museum and pick up a bundle of €1mn in shredded notes for €50.

"BlueSky is a nice friendly place."

"Well, actually..."

Grid-ready in five years

British teeth used to be the envy of the world because of toffee pennies

Too many people losing fillings to them

This is perfectly possible with Britain's cheap, fast, and comfortable rail services.

Incarcerate him in the Tower indefinitely, like Richard III.

He doesn't know how to use the shells

"Arkell Vs Pressdram" for the Private Eye band

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Good work!

For unsolicited licks

Sweet

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Of course I'm not a big enough account to have any data on this, but would be interested to know

One thing I haven't figured out is the half-life of posts in the absence of a surfacing algorithm: my hunch is that without a good network reposting - or active reposting yourself - the period of active engagement is shorter.

Anyone can be president.

It doesn't matter if you hide your money, because you can't use it during Armageddon anyway.

You're much better off spending it on making the world a better place so Armageddon doesn't happen.

She's running

Now that's TV

"Can you juggle? You'd better learn fast."

Not a show trial if there's something to show

The US getting its own Short Parliament

STOP KILLING CIVILISATIONS

I know people at ProGlove, a slightly more efficient barcode scanner which is now a €100m business.

Gonna start claiming certification for a whole bunch of things now

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Turning Point, dude, at least it's an ethos.

"Our self-driving cars keep driving into things."

"Why don't we put them somewhere there's nothing to hit... the sky?"

"Brilliant!"

*rushing in late* "Guys guys I just learned about 'the ground' and 'mountains'"