Andy "Legally Blondeshell"

Ok you had me already but you got me with the sausages 100%

An excellent case of cutting-edge technology meeting consumer needs.

For example, I frequently stream some money to my mouth so I can eat it.

Me: Dang! another loss! My chips are low, so this time, I'm going to double my bet and put it on a single row of numbers...

Observer: Strategic brilliance, here at roulette, he is placing fewer, massive bets! The house won't be able to counter this one!

(House wins again) Well, nevertheless

The Jackpot is proceeding as expected, I note.

A Tintin comic strip in three panels: in the first, a gorilla drops an unconscious Tintin in surprise, while Snowy the dog (off screen to the left) barks "Wooah!" In the second panel, Tintin lies stunned on the floor (dressed, inexplicably, in a kilt) while Snowy chases the gorilla off, barking "Wooah! Wooah! Wooah!" In the third panel, Snowy turns to Tintin and says That's seen him off, Now let's attend to Tintin. Note that in French, 'Wooah' sounds like "wow!" as in "bow wow"

I get strong Snowy-from-Tintin vibes whenever I see this word. Love that Snowy's barks were not translated!

This is A+ content.

Decisions were made, I see.

Observed in the wild outside a coffee shop in the Home Counties, England, UK:

Person 1: oh sorry
Person 2: sorry! I'm late!
Person 1: sorry I didn't know what to order for you.
Person 2: sorry! I should have messaged you.
Person 1: sorry!
Person 2: sorry!

Canadians eat your hearts out!

holy shit (laudatory?)

Screenshot from Oregon Trail game, saying "everyone in your party has died, many wagons fail to make it all the way to Oregon"

DOJ this morning:

Never seen Mad Men, The Wire, The Sopranos. Been to a Mad Men themed stag party, though.

Until the start of this year I had never seen any Game of Thrones. Now seen them all.

I've also never seen The Great Escape, which was - as far as I can tell - compulsory Christmas viewing the UK.

queen shit, rest in peace

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE:

This statement is a clear example of what is known as “State Terrorism”: When the dictatorship will order all instruments of its state security & intelligence apparatus against its own citizens to terrorize the population.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.

This is an outright lie.

police have already identified a prime suspect

"What if Bay of Pigs, but with warrior ethos? Checkmate, soys!"

Wait, which one is this?

Search Solutions 2025 - Information Retrieval SG Search Solutions is the premier UK forum for the presentation of the latest innovations in search and information retrieval.

One of my favourite events of the year, Search Solutions, returns to London on November 26th (tutorials on the 25th). Keep that week open, I hear rumours about some other search events.....can't let Berlin have all the fun! More details here: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/search-sol...

I'm still waiting for the perfect recycling crusher bin, which will compress everything into tiny blocks, like a car crusher.

Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality

This gave the shivers for ages! The body-horror. Eek!

an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously

when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint

the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny

A woman who did good for decades and encouraged the expansion of our empathy beyond our species. We were lucky to have her. She changed many of us for the better.

If you live in a market with a MLR team grab a game (if you’re in Seattle come find me there). It’s a really fun experience. You don’t need to understand the rules; the stands are full of people who played and will be happy to tell you what’s going on.

Oh so now *everyone* is a critic? [Sharpens beard]

Genuine LOL 😂

In the corner of the original photo, a single front shop unit with the hoarding “Royal Philharmonic Orchestra“.

They’ll never all fit in there.

"And now, second violin!" (Runs upstairs)

"More timpani!" (Runs downstairs)

*breathing heavily* "where the f*ck is the wind section?"