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#40daysofgoodshit showing off my latest hyperfixation

#40DaysofGoodShit

Rehearsal for a show Saturday night with some friends I haven't rocked with yet.

#40DaysofGoodShit

Grateful for a sweet foster boy, Copper
Grateful for a sweet potato mutt, Tessa
Grateful for a lil ball of spicy wiener, Stella

This is a helpful tip. Thank you.

How hilariously unintuitive.

There are levels to this game!

4-0, Jesus

Norgaard and Eze playing like QBs.

Gyok gonna TE the final 35 and put up a hat trick.

Those poor CBs.

Arsenal just keep playing perfectly weighted line breaking through balls. Boring, boring Arsenal.

you've misspelled deliciously again

First place (by minimum 6) after 25

85 point pace

Most goals scored (City game in hand caveat)

Fewest goals allowed

Are you not entertained?

29 pts out of a possible 75 pts in the opening 25 match weeks.

If they continue to accrue pts at their current ~38% rate of the remaining PL matches, they will finish the league with 44 pts, 12 pts behind Arsenal's *current* pts total after 25 games.

get you a person who looks at you the way Arteta looks at his first redemption arch masterpiece

Oh, I'm not supposed to value the Carabao?

In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.

That's the Garnacho I'm used to seeing.

Pinocchio blue steel looking ass.

You’d never know this from the way the team is talked about but Arsenal rank 2nd in goals scored in the Premier League and just finished the League Phase of the Champions League with the most goals scored.

(for legal reasons and so whatever goons working the agency list I'm on know I'm just a jokester who is using satire and not calling for physical acts of violence equivalent to the ones ICE commits nearly weekly against law abiding Americans)

an act of violence.

Either scenario you encounter is an act of terror so it only makes sense you would "handle" yourself in this manner.

/s

are actively being restrained and call it self-defense.

Keep these things in mind if you happen to see an ICE vehicle moving in your approximate direction or the back of an ICE agent who happens to have a gun on them. Turns out it doesn't matter if it's drawn, just having it on their person is ...

ICE's "handling" of Renee Good taught us that you can shoot a vehicle moving approximately in your direction due to the interpretation that it is an immediate threat on your life.

ICE's "handling" of Alex Pretti taught us that you can shoot a person in the back with a full magazine while they ...

Another murder. Execution, even, by emptying that MAGAzine.

All fucking 8 of those ICE agents will claim this one person all of their lives as they beat the shit out of him.

An accurate depiction of Greg Bovino's tiny ass COMPLETELY SURROUNDED by a bunch of his gravy seal masked Gestapo grunts.

I think your image might have been altered in some way for the meme.

Here is the real one for your records.

Don't worry! Very soon you, too, can be conversing and analyzing with your very own OptAI!

Chit chat with the football manager who knows it all and can answer any and all obscure footballing facts.

Why have friends when you can just use a few gallons of potable water to search a stat?!

/s

Inter haven't given up more than 2 goals in a loss at home since last February.

It's been 6 years before that.

Arsenal are massive.

The Duomo di Milano is remarkable ✨

COYG 🔴⚪

Manchester City's defeat to FK Bodø/Glimt means Arsenal have already qualified for the Last 16 of the Champions League.

#INTARS

I agree. Having two Beckham-esque delivery specialists in Saka and Rice is the big unspoken about why our set pieces can even be intentional plays. Being lethally accurate from both sides when we need to be is huge.

Some teams can only "put it in the mixer."

I've missed Jesus.

Don't let my mom see this, she'll misread it.

A League full of parity means "everyone is weak" so Arsenal had it easy. /s

In all reality *most* teams are scrapping from about 17th to 10th = 9 pts apart while 10th to 4th = 5 pts apart.

Arsenal aren't scrapping with everyone else in nearly the same way. Hardly giving shots on goal compared to?

That's a goal and assist for the failed striker Gyökeres

Good shithousery starts at the top.

My Manager! 😍