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Golf is such a suggestive sport. So much talk about threesomes and ball-striking and now the announcer said “shaft length” three times in the span of a few seconds #Masters #GolfSoHorny

The 2001 Maryland team got their vengeance the next year with a national title. For the alumni and fans… tonight is a different sort of retribution. It’s so beautiful. #FinalFour

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re a brand nobody is actually forcing you to do a terrible April Fool’s bit. You can just leave it alone.

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marathon coding sessions

This is Elon’s America. We are all monsters now.

Intentionally going slow in the self checkout at Wawa to annoy the people behind me for no reason at all, and discovering that it feels good

Ok but “young woman achieves fame by spitting on weiners, attempts million-dollar scam and disappears” is essentially the plot of The Big Lebowski #hawkdudeah

There will be a lot of low moments over the next four years. The inevitable falling out between these two doofuses will not be one of them.

Is that the plural of doofus? Doofi?

So the first real venture between Trump and Musk goes down in flames. I gotta tell ya, I don’t see this unholy union standing the test of time.

Fun with cognitive biases: a weird thing in the news predisposes more people to interpret regular phenomena as the weird thing

I guess what I’m saying is, if you own a drone, you could be getting a lot of jollies right now

I’ve been a DC Sports Guy my entire life. You would probably have to go back 23 years to the 2001 Final Four (Maryland blows a 22 point lead to Duke in the national semifinal) to find a viewing experience more miserable. #Commanders #oof