pandora’s box

Tom Brady shows off a watch on his Instagram stories. It's a Patek Aquanaut covered in white and light blue diamonds. It's on a blue rubber strap.

$600k watch and you cant even read the time

trying to get back into learning a new language but i fear my job is going to make that a little difficult

Being truthful about your chronic illness doesn't mean you're being negative. For example, I could say something like "My chronic illness is an absolute hot pile of garbage and I wish it would fuck all the way off." Not negative. Just the truth.

the inevitability of self-driving technology and the oligarchs that own it is going to be to do to public transit what uber did to taxis

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

@lilbbybb.bsky.social you core

ooo drake sick to his lil canadian stomach rn

When they call your name first at the DMV.

yikers

sometimes thrashing around fixes you

Smudge, from below, looking down.

Smudge wants to know what the heck you're doing down there

n i love it!

texting my EMT friend that i have a headache is the equivalent of people telling me their pet is sick i think😭

My house is so cold. My bed is so warm. My first meeting of the day is so soon.

u ever question why hozier did that

yall gon learn😭

Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the moon.

wow really flying through this year huh

🙂‍↔️take weed off the tests but some stuff should def still be tested for

do itt! rack em up

yup. so i’m wondering how empty pride parades will be this year w no companies showing up🥴

LOVE U🫶🏾

how do you visit destroyed towns and come to this conclusion…

unfortunately obsessed w this photo

Lock in #BlackSky things are about to get spooky, crazy, scary, hilarious.

Monster, Brown Girl Dreaming, Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria, The Lynching

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