after they catch him they keep him in a special prison cell with plastic bubbles over his hands so he can't shoot or kill anyone with a gun
08.07.2025 18:53 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0@dimosar.bsky.social
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after they catch him they keep him in a special prison cell with plastic bubbles over his hands so he can't shoot or kill anyone with a gun
08.07.2025 18:53 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0CSI GUY: Victim's male, mid-40s. But get this: he was-
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: -Shot in the head or body. With a gun.
CSI GUY: How did you know that?
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: ...he's back.
there's a new serial killer out there whose psychosexual pathology is just surprising people and shooting them with a gun. The media has started calling him The Gun Killer
08.07.2025 18:48 β π 108 π 25 π¬ 2 π 0The theatrical experience is so bad these days. I went to The Muppet Show last week and there were these two assholes making fun of the performance and laughing super loud the ENTIRE TIME. It was cool to see Gonzo and Fozzie etc, but it nearly ruined the whole show for me :(
11.02.2026 04:41 β π 43 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0Count Zero but Marly is trying to track down the artist who made The Painting That Will Heal The World
31.01.2026 00:45 β π 160 π 31 π¬ 2 π 1'Twas the night before Highguard,
on the mythical continent.
the wardens were ready,
the gamers' joy was imminent...
Illustration of Jelly Roll Morton by Gene Deitch.
Illustration of a musician at a bus stop and he's put his coat over his stand-up bass to keep it dry from the rain.
Illustration of a guy at the beach enjoying his jazz records playing on a portable record player and he's totally ignoring the beautiful girls behind him.
Illustration of a trombone player for the cover of The Record Changer magazine.
The Record Changer magazine covers by animation director (and jazz aficionado) Gene Deitch. (1950, 1947, and 2 from 1949).
#wardsmorguefile
I think we're all getting a fever... highguard fever π
25.01.2026 08:13 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Sigil Up.
25.01.2026 06:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(checking the rearview mirror of my spaceship) ohhhhhhhh fuck.
25.01.2026 06:25 β π 75 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0Highguard out on Monday. who else is feeling a cold coming on?π
25.01.2026 06:24 β π 23 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0a very crude flier i drew on my phone explaining the situation. next to a terrible fingerprint drawing of me and my computer (with helpful arrows pointing to and captioning each as such) is a passage of text that explains my computer died and it is a very shitty time for that to have done that, as well as a link to help gather funds for me (thank you!!) https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/boocanan
hey gang, got the call back from the pc place and my shitty prebuilt computer is fully shot with no hopes of servicing. i now have to purchase a brand new computer very quickly at the absolute worst possible time or else i can't do my job
friends, i need your help badly:
paypal.me/boocanan
gdocs recent documents list displays two items: "jokes for if highguard actually comes out in 5 days" "jokes for if highguard doesn't come out in 5 days"
21.01.2026 22:04 β π 304 π 56 π¬ 0 π 0US PRESIDENT PLANS TO "JUST RAMP OVER" WHATEVER'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD UP THERE
19.01.2026 07:44 β π 44 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0stop the Rules-Based International Order β I want to get off!!!
19.01.2026 07:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Neuromancer is like: "in a sense, we're all master chief, getting fucked by cortana, if you think about it." and it is true, if you think about it.
19.01.2026 07:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0at least someone has their head screwed on straight
19.01.2026 06:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Into lands uncharted and dangers untold,
I venture without fear and ride without rest,
For coin or for cause, I fight βtil the end.
I am a Warden, and this is my oath.
#SixTeamsinHighguard
17.01.2026 01:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No!
17.01.2026 01:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best sign was that it had a really formulaic episode 2. A star trek show with a formula?? Can they do that anymore?
15.01.2026 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starfleet Academy bad. Not unwatchable, fascist, fake tv like Discovery or Picard (+ SNW now!!), just MAD underbaked DCOM teen drama stuff with a loud disinterest/misunderstanding of "Star Trek" themes/politics/structure. Picardo innocent obviously. Hope it pays the rent I guess
15.01.2026 19:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is what your Operatives are reading when you're the Spymaster:
10.01.2026 07:13 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0inished Scavenger's Reign. fucking swag show
09.01.2026 08:25 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0FLATLINE (BILL MURRAY): Here's that background on Armitage you asked for, kid.
CASE (LUKE WILSON): Thanks. Play it.
[Willem DaFoe appears in center frame, music "Sam Stone" by Swamp Dogg]
THE FINN/WINTERMUTE (RALPH FIENNES): (narration) Colonel Willis Corto was shot down over Siberia during"Operati
I only celebrate one year: the Human year.
01.01.2026 05:57 β π 16 π 5 π¬ 0 π 1A photo of several scarlet-and-turquoise risograph illustrations arranged in a spread.
got some rest in post-flamecon and put our leftover Vow risos up on etsy! these prints are total knockouts in person, i'm obsessed www.etsy.com/listing/4354...
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