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Vern Faulkner (Part owner of Canada)

@vernfaulkner.bsky.social

I'm an old fart who lives off grid, loves symphonic metal, rides a motorbike when the Canadian winters allow. Former award-winning journalist, thinking of coming out of retirement and running old-school D&D games again.

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Latest posts by vernfaulkner.bsky.social on Bluesky

Uh, I wonder if the Yankees pitchers are gonna start ... you know ... just walking Vladdy?

Might be a sensible approach.

08.10.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yet, I agreed with you. A point that you seem not to have noticed.

07.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or switch to linux.

07.10.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because the culture is broken? Pro cycling had to endure that... and I think it's better (tho folks still question the elite athletes)...
I'm still not certain that baseball has dealt with its issues.

07.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, that's a stretch. Listen, your team broke a crapton of rules. I mean, conventional sign-stealing was happening, but your team got caught. I'm sure others were doing it too. Live with it. And now, with pitchcomm, that's no longer an issue.

07.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is data evaluating at bats that show there were bangs for him. Educate yourself.

06.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kinda am, yes.

06.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Only because the OP raised Altuve by name. Not one of you has questioned my views of Springer - who as far as I am concerned was up to his butthole in the whole affair and got off pretty much unscathed. Ditto Alex Cora.

06.10.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I ever mention "ban?" This is what's wrong with the Interweb. Nobody can actually engage in a rational discussion.
I started by questioning Altuve's innocence. At no point have I raised any discussion on what the repercussions should be/should have been.

06.10.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If six of my co-workers steal from the $2 chocolate bar box without paying, and I don't .... I still know my co-workers are stealing and if I keep my yap shut, I am simply aiding and abetting.

It's that simple.

06.10.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh .... even if you buy the argument "Altuve refused to cheat" he knew about it, allowed it to happen and was a willing participant.

Lemme put this in simple terms.

06.10.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
EVERY TIME THE ASTROS BANGED ON A TRASH CAN WHEN ALTUVE WAS BATTING
YouTube video by Ethan Hewitt EVERY TIME THE ASTROS BANGED ON A TRASH CAN WHEN ALTUVE WAS BATTING

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfk2...

05.10.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could live with a routine double play right now.

05.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the guy's first pro season. That's reasonable. The lead-blowing - yeah, that's on Schneider's inability to manage pitchers. Who starts Monday? A fucking bullpen day? Lauer? He left Bassitt off the post-season roster, FFS.

05.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you just say "Jose Altuve" did nothing?
And you meant it?
Uh ... yeah. OK.

05.10.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because Schneider and his tipsy buddy Pete Walker can't manage pitchers worth shit?

05.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now, be honest. Part of that has to do with the fact the rest of the bullpen is often a hot mess.

05.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are we sorry? I don't think we're sorry.

05.10.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Testicle-shrink juice does not aid co-ordination.

05.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that was fun. Firefox updated, and turned into a slow-moving pile of utter sludge. And then it corrupted when I tried to roll it back.
Spent two hours wrestling with tech, realizing how much shit we trust to google sign-ins.

05.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess the juice doesn't help with healing? :P

04.10.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even better the more insurance for anyone else but Hoffman.

04.10.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye. Chew through the bullpen. Make them work. Keep making them work.

04.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. There is is. The inevitable bonehead pitching decision by Schneider and Boozy Pete. #bluejays

04.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You forgot the #secondcomingofbradhand hashtag.

04.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are fans actually crediting Schneider/Walker for a sensible pitching change?
I know I'm under the weather, but what the hell did wifey put into my tea?

04.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you just quote "Babe?"

04.10.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With Mastodoneach server is its own thing, and the owner/mod of that server can block whatever it wants. My server is a buncha metalheads, mostly german, and they are totally anti-nazi, LGBTQ welcoming, etc.
But the format doesn't work as well as this for the kind of contacts I want.

04.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are the alternatives? Mastodon is clunky, and doesn't give me the new stuff I would like. Twitter is a fascist cesspool, reddit is full of nazi fuckwits, facebook is a broken mess....

04.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If those fuckclowns try to invade Canada, I'm kinda thinking that between blackflies and winter, we won't have to do a freaking thing.

03.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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