Miss universe⭐🌌🌑 @hoehyper

06.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah but calling you petite bourgeois is funnier 🫶

06.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She hates her fellow petite bourgeois 💔/j

06.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Erm Im so nice to you smh smh

02.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's literally every tgirl

02.02.2026 07:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

how anyone can ignore the identical patterns between the IDF and ICE is beyond me. It would be a reasonable misunderstanding if someone thought ice was an Israeli expeditionary force deployed on US citizens.

28.01.2026 22:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

here's a little secret, every state lawmaker in Utah is either a genuine stupid person. we are the state that brought you Nick Shirley and our representatives are just as dumb.

23.01.2026 21:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

They fucking nailed that fight so well

23.01.2026 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

21.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You will never know the pain of having to supress your laugh when your college professor says 67 💔

21.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My goat

21.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hiiiiiiii goonfie

18.01.2026 07:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sarah

18.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I miss dawn she never talks to me anymore since the throwing dynamite in her face incident

16.01.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Untrue she killed herself to troll you and get closer to me my true accomplice in crime 🖤

04.01.2026 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm the one at the top

04.01.2026 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A drawing of cartoony video game characters climbing a mountain. One is jumping off the edge, one is struggling to drag a corpse up, and one is smugly at the top saying man I’m so goated at this game

Average game of peak
#peak #art

04.01.2026 20:34 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Well yeah because I was doing the killing for you 🫶

02.01.2026 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sick af but got good presents so I'd say decent

27.12.2025 09:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You all are my specials 🫶

25.12.2025 18:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Merry Christmas to all 4 people who I only communicate with on bluesky

25.12.2025 18:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Woah the dawn

19.12.2025 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It actually used to be even stronger but then they nerfed it 💔

10.12.2025 00:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I love moonveil ash of war

09.12.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh what's your build now I'm curious

09.12.2025 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The beauty of elden ring is making some bullshit build and it actually working too

09.12.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would say he's washed but he was never funny to begin with

18.11.2025 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trying your shot again I see

05.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's the neat part you don't

28.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many people have rose tinted glasses for an era that never existed it's so fucking bleak

29.09.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miss universe⭐🌌🌑

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