The Mr Show mayosterd mustardanoise sketch with Jay Johnston who was in Jan 6
Darren Aronofskyโs the Civil War
29.01.2026 20:42 โ ๐ 1034 ๐ 107 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 1@fleshhead.bsky.social
I've got 96 tears and 96 eyes.
The Mr Show mayosterd mustardanoise sketch with Jay Johnston who was in Jan 6
Darren Aronofskyโs the Civil War
29.01.2026 20:42 โ ๐ 1034 ๐ 107 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 1If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
01.08.2025 01:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tired: Attaching animated GIFs
Wired: Typing the filename of the GIF , knowing everybody will recognize it, and saving everyone data
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He was wearing a big puffy coat! It was suspicious!
13.06.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We've seen a large increase in couples counseling in the past, oh, six to eight months for some reason.
14.05.2025 03:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Okay. Hope things are well.
27.03.2025 23:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Subtle
27.03.2025 23:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's fun when your friends become too popular to continue being your friend. Hazards of having fun creatives around that crave attention, I guess.
27.03.2025 21:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Alert yr friends. There's a Toy Dolls song on the new Tony Hawk 3+4 remastered game.
27.03.2025 16:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, and Then Biao with swords in a narrow hallway.
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
Last night, the parents ask me what I can eat for Xmas dinner. Remind parents that I've been vegetarian since last Xmas but there should be something I can eat on the menu. They run down the list.
Salad. It's the salad I can eat. I mean, they're trying, I guess. Not very hard but kinda, right?
There's two monsters in me: the psychology major that doesn't correct all of the bad faith takes on the Superman trailer regarding literally everything about Superman's history because that just feeds into attention addiction. But the former comic shop manager in me very much wants that heat.
20.12.2024 01:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Started my college classes tonight. Orientation said that I should expect to devote 20 hours per week to classwork. I didn't handle that info well. I've been jokingly saying that once school starts I'll be too busy for things but I didn't expect that to be a prediction. I guess I'm the Criswell now.
18.12.2024 03:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's probably disconcerting for the ghosts in my apartment when I forget I have headphones on and start singing along with what I'm hearing. Just absolute silence in the place while putting away groceries then suddenly, "TOO MANY PUHHHHPIEEEEES!!" at like 3/4 singing volume happens.
17.12.2024 03:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0All interests eventually become chum for sharks.
23.11.2024 01:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Growing up near there, we always called it Slimy Valley when we were kids. Because it has always been terrible.
23.11.2024 00:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The clinic is slow today so it's a perfect chance to check out the new cloud streaming beta update on the PlayStation Portal while I wait for the phone to ring. Still surprised at how the Portal is becoming a rad li'l device. They absolutely should put PS Vita games on it.
22.11.2024 20:24 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My username is my real-life nickname. And it comes from the opening scene of one of the finest Canadian comedy films ever made, Strange Brew.
I swear. Shave your head once while around friends from the jerkstore thirty years ago...
youtube.com/watch?v=0geJ...
I mean, when we were kids, did all of the adults know just how exhausting being alive is but hid it from us tiny children so we would have false hope of eventually being cool adults? That's messed up to lie to a kid. Just tell young kids the truth of the horrible adulthood hellscape.
21.11.2024 22:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Weird things I've learned from working in a doctor's office: I had no idea that fax spam still exists. I wonder if there was also telegraph spam...
Look. I'm trying really hard to keep all of the progress I've made with my mental health and randomness is helping. The world certainly isn't, y'know.
Well, on the bright side, at least with my anxiety spiking every time I'm on any social media app these days, I have considerably more free time for literally anything else.
21.11.2024 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Last night's first D&D session: Our characters are set up for talking and not so much fighting. First encounter is designed for info and is bandits. I fail my first persuasion check when they demand gold so I immediately give up and fire an arrow at the opponent's face. Think I've been a bit tense.
10.11.2024 19:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tonight's the first night with the new D&D group and I'm stupidly excited. Reeeeally need a night of being out of my head thoughts for a bit.
10.11.2024 01:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fully here for the gardening tips.
09.11.2024 02:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So I just read that I should have a niche over here to find my audience. So I can't just post whatever nonsense that is in my head but I have to have a plan? Possibly an agenda? However will I discuss the continued strangeness of these poptarts? They are too unpredictable to plan!
08.11.2024 09:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's depressing to realize that there's so many punkers never paid attention to the lyrics and just like being violent. Always dumb jocks vs. nerds in every area of society at all times for decades, just different fashionable uniforms and teams. I have to win so you have to lose. Rah rah rah.
07.11.2024 18:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Haven't been around much but let's change that. Hey, pals. Sorry I've been gone. My mental health was really bad for many years because *gestures wildly at literally everything*.
07.11.2024 18:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Howdy. Think I still have pals over here. Hi, pals. Sorry I've been gone. Been busy getting myself okay in the head but feeling slightly alienated and lonely lately. Working in psychotherapy. Back in school getting my psychology degree. Mostly stopped eating things that have a brain. How's things?
08.10.2024 20:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A potential tenant for my place is bringing me a pile of barbecued meats when they come by tonight to look at the place. I mean, smart play. Kudos.
03.10.2023 23:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0