kjp in 🇨🇦

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Get better @cnn. This isn’t a dispute between our two nations. This is an old man yelling at clouds.

We refuse to participate in your insanity. 🇨🇦

Fine! If that is how you want to play, we are withholding season 2 of Heated Rivalry. Take that! 🇨🇦

Umm … let me guess, about 90 deals? Lol.

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Wrote Art of the Deal? Lol.

My bet is he’s never even read Art of the Deal!

And this President always follows the law …

Dear Lord! Wake me up when the 🍊 💩 is gone.

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Deeply concerned, but ultimately in favour. It's like watching reruns of Cheers.

Sorry for the superfluous 'u' eh. 😜

Happy Canada Day! #StrongAndFree 🇨🇦

Correct answer? Nope. Sorry eh.

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The deal with Canada 🇨🇦 is in the bag!

Oh wait, breaking news … not so much.

lol.

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Confirmed. No shits given.

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Or … don’t log on. 😢

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Nothing like a good old fashion flag erection.

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Two predictions:

1. The phones (if they happen) will be made in China.
2. Bankruptcy #7.

You’re welcome. 🇨🇦

🎶 The Spinners:

I'll keep working my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside
Yeah, I'm working my way back to you, babe
And the happiness that died
When you were so in love with me
I played around like I was free
Thought I could have my cake and eat it, too
But how I cried over losing you

As previously mentioned, I tend to agree with @justinwolfers.bsky.social.

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Serious question, is that the hand X used to give daddy a black eye? A strong left!

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This has a NASCAR, can't look away, crack-up feel to it.

He's up to the second knuckle in his west wing.

I cantaloupe, I'm already married. 😜

Probably discussing custody of Mrs. Miller. 🤔

And Shatner was the *true* Canadian. Musk just used Canada to illegally enter the US.

😜

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Don’t send him back to Canada. 😠 We don’t want him.

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Hello Jake! Is this coverup bigger than Watergate?

Asking for a friend.

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Hello Jake! Is this coverup bigger than Watergate?

Asking for a friend.

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Snowflakes … all of them!

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Our final offer.

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Tough negotiator. Now for our counter offer, we’ll give you some Ketchup chips, a small box of Smarties, a red Robertson screwdriver and a toque.

Take it or leave it.

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To be fair, he’s been very busy with that egg price thing. 😜

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But his explanation of groceries was impeccable.