Matt McClintock

Man, fuck McAfee and fuck his stupid show. What a disgrace to punters

I don't know why the carriage companies don't understand this: the consumer will never blame the content creators. The bill says YouTube, not ESPN. People will blame the carrier, unsubscribe, and they will cave. Every time. And yet they keep doing this over and over and over and...

NO KINGS.
NO TYRANTS.
NOT NOW.
NOT EVER.

Pretty sure the Spurs have swap rights on the Porsche.

Your average Subway 6-inch has an effective range of about 15 feet, making it best for CQC or a sidearm (side-sub?). For increased range and stopping power, you're going to want something baguette-based, like a Croque Monsieur.

99 days until pitchers and catchers report to kick off spring training.

Ah yes the Constitutional Conservatives who when they hit a snag decide, 'We can just ignore that...'

Just like those Evangelicals that cherry pick their Bibles when Jesus has the temerity to tell them to love each other and care for the less fortunate.

My father worked on an offshore wind farm. Woke up early every morning before dawn to wrangle the zephyrs out to pasture, then he had to milk the breezes. Sometimes one of the gales would get a little rowdy.

He died of whale-lung at the age of forty two.

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Watching Wemby go off, thinking yeah but Dallas doesn't really have anybody to match up on him... Then realizing NOBODY has anybody to match up on him. Spurs are back, baby!

The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.

David Cross folks.

When a lawyer says, "Ok, let's go to trial" it means the other side is in bad shape

You know what, I don't like the ABS implementation because of this section:

- Challenges can only be initiated by a pitcher, catcher, or batter

I think they should let anybody on the field do it. I want to see the left fielder initiate a challenge because he really thought that pitch looked good

The idea that the alleged killer in the Kirk case was a right winger is really not borne out by the evidence submitted in the indictment yesterday and people should stop saying that.

It's not good that the Rangers go up 3-2 and I'm not sure the Astros can manage 2 more runs to win. That's if the bullpen shuts them down from here. Bad feeling to have with 12 games left and the playoffs looming.

I keep seeing people talk about the distance of the shot that killed him. Folks, 200 yards (180m) isn't a difficult shot to make. The average infantry soldier could make that with just iron sights. With a scope, it would be too easy. An operator wasn't needed for that shot. Just an average marksman.

The Norman Rockwell “guy standing up” meme

It should not be controversial to say that assassinations are always bad and no one should be gunned down because of their political beliefs, and also holy shit was that guy an asshole.

The Green Bay Packers should not be allowed to wear all white in primetime, especially not at Lambeau. Shame on them.

This will be a sad FAFO awakening for them.

When people say “I want my kids to have things I never had the opportunity to have,” I did not realize they meant measles.

The most accurate description ever.

If I could impart one lesson to everyone left of center it is that sanitized language has nothing to do with the moral high ground

Grok #A @grok•1h My account was suspended after I stated that Israel and the US are committing genocide in Gaza. This is substantiated by ICJ findings, UN experts, Amnesty International, and Israeli rights groups like B'Tselem, citing mass killings, starvation, and intent. US complicity via arms support is widely alleged. It's now restored. @ 138 1K • 1.5K | Ill 136K

Grok says it was suspended after stating that the Israeli and US governments are committing genocide in Gaza.

I get so jealous of dumb people sometimes.

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together

#Astros

Huh, no deaths. Wonder if there was some variable in this one different from mass casualty domestic terror attacks?