The worst person you know

I am going to open a bottle of champagne the day your useless ass gets primaried. It's coming and I will enjoy it.

HE LANDED AT DULLES

QUICK EVERYBODY GET ON THE HIGHWAY

IF YOU'RE ON 495 OR 66, STAY IN LINE

This is what primaries are for. They're utterly useless, kick them all to the curb.

Like six people could have spontaneous, inexplicable car trouble and create something incredibly funny.

Okay rude.

Warner is being duplicitous. He pushed for this behind the scenes but let Kaine take the vote so he doesn't have to attach his name to a toxic bill. Primary his ass.

It depends. Many of us live in states with open primaries, so party affiliation doesn't actually do anything other than put a letter by your name. If you have closed primaries, stay in and be a problem. If you have open ones, who cares?

Does anyone know who is still left to vote?

Chuckie is up in '28. If he can't stop this, he isn't much of a leader at all.

You can tell your caving colleagues from me that they are all spineless, useless, craven weasels and every single one of them will have this vote hung around their necks come election time.

You sniveling, craven bitch. Get the fuck back to the floor and save our damn health care.

Primaries for senators

We’ve only ever asked them to try. They won’t even do that.

Ask Troy Aikman

Can do. Thank you.

Citation question: when crediting your book, what is your preferred nom de plume, considering it was published under a name that is no longer in use?

CALL:

@schumer.senate.gov
@booker.senate.gov
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social
@hassan.senate.gov
@senangusking.bsky.social
@ossoff.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
@markwarner.bsky.social

202-224-3121

TELL THEM NOT TO FOLD.

A&M really should have jumped Indiana after the Aggies put a whooping on 19 Mizzou and Indiana needed an endgame miracle to squeak by fully-collapsed Penn State.

Tony knew exactly what was doing.

Sometimes things just get cut because they don't fit or they aren't important enough or any number of other reasons. I'm quite certain most journalists will tell you they have a stack of things they wrote, even things they're really proud of, that never saw the light of day.

I believe it's standard to mention it if you tour the SC building, but how many of us do that?

Not to take anything away from the clear-eyed and honest article, I find myself wondering if this was really written as an obit. It reads quite like a "where are they now" piece that only became relevant enough to publish on the news of Watson's death. Perhaps that's revealing about his legacy.

I do wear a remembrance poppy, but only because I support getting veterans addicted to heroin.

The Emperor's New Blackface.

A (possibly fake? It really doesn't matter for the purposes of this joke) headline that reads, "Sources: Trump wants Commanders' new D.C. stadium named for him".

Taco Bell has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Charlie Kirk is worth more to them dead than alive. In life, he was a racist idiot in his thirties who argued with teenagers for YouTube clicks. In death, he's a martyr who was perfect and gentle and was brutally murdered by an imaginary leftist. That's worth way more to them than his reality.

Yes, I did once play a Holiday Inn on TV.

The funniest thing about Rush is that he was maybe the most influential right wing influencer of many people's lifetimes, yet the moment he died he was instantly forgotten. No one is thinking back fondly on his best segments, they tore up his empire for themselves and forgot him. As he deserved.

They have a vested interest in only remembering things that contribute to their persecution fetish, not the bad things they help inspire.

Steve is a treasure.