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@kim.senate.gov why the fuck did you vote in favor of hemp criminalization? The fuck is wrong with you?

The back of a brown tabby cat on a couch, looking at an orange tabby lying on a hardwood floor, looking back at the brown tabby.

Literally the dumbest conceivable person in power right now. Fucking embarrassing.

“Pee is stored in the balls,” in the Zohran for Mayor font.

PeelingFlesh. Midori. DRAIN. Turnstile. Flagman.

Of course I don’t believe Hell exists. Because if it did, we’re already there.

So a union-buster, an abhorrent racist, and a serial cheater walked into hell. The Devil says, “Hulk Hogan! You’re right on time.”

But then the owners would have to make *less* money, and we can’t have that. 😡

I love this post on both platforms but the Facebook replies to this are immensely disappointing. The unions have to do a better job of educating their workers.

What if the only thing preventing climate change from killing us all were the gardening sections of Home Depot and Lowe’s?

The fuck photo is he even talking about, or did he just make it up?

White smoke from the Vatican, indicating that the Pittsburgh Pirates have selected a new mamager to run their team.

The #Pirates have a new manager.

#baseball

Ew, why do they look like they spread leukemia when they bite you? Soulless, zombie-eyed bitches.

Why have I never thought about sending the Bishop’s Pawn third? It’s so simple.

A caged animal with the number “1620” tattooed on it.

I tried to ask the park ranger so politely,”What do you feed it?” And was treated with radio silence. Honestly understandable.

The problem is they look “cute” first and then you start to get to know them better, and then all of a sudden you move in together and she’s arguing with you about where to put the Cookie Monster cookie jar. I want it in the window sill, she wants it in the kitchen.

I’m sorry, late March? We’re in April right now, hoping it’s not that long for them.

a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey Alt: Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, arms raised with a fire going in the background.

Damn, the #Flyers actually fired Torts. Life is looking marginally better now.

This dude is so photogenic, it’s a shame he fucking comes out of his hole like twice a day at most. Shy kitty.

Emine Emanet, Jersey Kebab owner arrested by ICE, walks free from immigrant detention center The family of the 47-year-old Turkish immigrant intends to reopen their Haddon Township restaurant soon

These guys were near where I grew up. Unbelievable how much hardship ICE put law-abiding immigrants through, just to prove their cruelty.

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Black and white cat on top of a messy coffee table.

Take a gander at this nice young lady.

@flashes.blue my app keeps crashing after hitting the center icon. I’m not computer savvy, is this typically something on my end or is this the app’s fault?

What’s hilarious is that Cuomo is still fucking terrible.

I was gonna say this, but knew in my heart it was already done.

A creamation, if you will. Must’ve been 🔥.

I feel seen.

Xanthous. No, I did NOT go to Dictionary.com first.

I hope people go and then harass the shit out of him.

If I ever decide to watch a movie called “The Gorge,” simply chop up my body into a million pieces, run me through a grinder, slam my remains into a patty shape, and cook me until I reach 150 degrees and serve me with cheese and bread.

Honest to god, what positive, impactful inventions have come out in the past five years?