Harland Haywood

Stop funding the "federal government"

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

“If your state doesn’t help us we will be forced to murder its citizens” is an argument that only works on people who are already subnormal bootlickers.

Don’t watch the video. It was a murder, an execution. You do not need to watch it, it won’t help anyone. Warrants should be issued today if the government up there is anything other than a dead letter.

Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

if you tried to do this in the us, you'd have a billion dollar conservative moms group lobbying against it 12 hours later and credulous news articles taking their claims seriously in 24 bsky.app/profile/davi...

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?

And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?

No money for Musk, ever, please.

Oh so you CAN charge presidents with crimes

why is there so much FUCKING TRAFFIC at this 80,000 person event that I traveled to attend?!? This is why I hate cities!!!

the hot dog post is an absolute all timer for me

heard Memphis Kansas Breeze is back together and they’re writing songs

Maybe you could flip him for Josh Allen?

xfl rules on runner selection tho

“You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer.”

“Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t doing politics right.”

—Ezra Klein

all you need to know to understand America’s weird blend of libertarian authoritarianism is that the most important instruction of the Gadsden flag motto isn’t “don’t tread” but “on ~ME~”

I hear you in there Lemon

[geno holding the Lionel Hutz card]
Enforce the Jordan Rules?
Re-Enforce that Jordan Rules!

NBA vets were famous for gentle treatment of him and proclaiming “Jordan rules!”

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

imagine taking the dem house leader seriously when he says he can’t endorse any democratic primary winner unless he “knows them well”

these people think you're stupid and hold you in absolute fucking contempt

fuck yes

there’s no reason to doubt the credibility of the We Make $100 Million for Every Scorpion in Your Mouth corporation

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

"AI is coming for your job" ya i'd like to see AI drink 11 coffees then have a panic attack

tech bro is short for technically broken