Fats Gordo

So jealous of Pete Hegseth. Imagine being drunk and commanding an army

No!! I'm boyly-pop! 😤

Once again I'm overdressed for this party (I wore a second hat)

Every friend group has a Tinky Winky, and if you can't think of who it is, its probably you

I support trans rights too, but when I said the UK is oppressing my people I was actually talking about ninjas

The Treachery of Images painting by René Magritte

Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.

"...but the kiiiiiiid is not my fun"

🎶little Jordan's not my lover, he's just a boy who spends the night in my house🎶

Michael Jackson should've written a Billie Jean-type song about the pedophilia accusations

I know they're usually a paired set, but if I was in a Sophie's choice situation I would choose Poombah

Me and who?

Appologies to blind people and AI engineers, but this one has a lot going on, most of its Chinese and I can't read Chinese. The gist of it is a guy making a paper guilloteen and the translate calling it a happy machine

Teach you how to make a Louis XVI happy machine with paper

hard to fully explain this for the visually impaired but it’s a map of the US where most states are color-coded in yellow, some are colored in blue, and most are labeled with ENGLISH or SPANISH or a recognizable misspelling of one of those words. a few states are labeled with something more incomprehensible, or not labeled

took a bit of coaxing but i got chatgpt 5 to label (almost) every US state with the most spoken language there

This new King of the Hill really failed to recapture the magic of coming home from school and there's nothing else on

A arcade game screen that shows a purple penguin. It says everyday your body becomes worse

No, wait! Find a taller roof!

Advertisment (British pronunciation in my brain because it's better than how we say it in America) for a McDonald's happy meal. Ronald McDonald, famous clown, stands with arms wide open. Behind him is outer space with some planets and stars and nubulars with the Enterprise flying. But this picture is like cartoony not photoey. In front of Ronald the aforementioned clown is a sign that reads "McDonald's STAR TREK MEAL"

Reading at a first grade level is actually harder because their handwriting and spelling is terrible

Not to brag, but I'm the normalest guy to frequent our local Quick Trip

Love telling people to "cum and get it." They don't know I'm spelling it with a U. But I do

Just tried a Four Loko and didn't like it. I'll never be a cool teen

The Epstain aint honk coming out

whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao

Yeah, T'pau was at best a Rock, Paper, Scissors situation. They were doing this for them

You get a tattoo of my avi, and I'll get a tattoo of yours and then we have a falling out and never speak of it again

Shit, I get payed with those

Couldn't I also assemble a team?

Top image: Sauron armored with the one ring, caption: But they were all of them deceived. Bottom image: the 9 Kings of men who would become Ring wraiths. Caption: for they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.

He got their asses