Alex Grease

we're all familiar with the reddit moment but this may be the first real life Facebook moment

marty mcfly: I need to make sure my mom hooks up with my pervert father. To do this i will sexually assault her

2nd wave feminists: we are replacing the E in "women" with a Y

3rd wave feminists: i will do you one better. we will replace it with an X instead

The largest boots

I'm in Vancouver buying the largest boots

don trump and jeff epstein

Never 😔🙏

this is perfect for when you want people to be slightly unsure whether you have a baby or just a doll collection

(after getting the kiss of death) this does NOT bode well

take me down to the prairie dog city where the dirt is brown and the gophers are gritty

riff from this weekend don't worry about it

oh word

Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later

AI is disrupting the nephew who knows computers industry

Really. You got cum on ALL of your shirts EXCEPT the one printed with a message to the contrary. Forgive me but that strikes me as highly unlikely

cause mine be stinking 🤣🤣

I would probably like mj lenderman if he was Australian

[brother in law confronts me over my post where I said "the ugliest fucking dudes on earth will marry your eldest sister and think it gives them the right to tell you about their pathetic opinions on cartoons and video games"] That was about something else actually

Fire fighters really do be having that mustache

I'm going to be totally real with you man this band is not my top priority in life. in fact it's not even the musical project I care about most. I'm actually going to go a step further and say I'm actively rooting against this band and also you as a person

reddit polyamory is passé we're doing old people swinger shit now

I waited in line for like 3 hours even with a ticket lol

N. Fielder

pretty good

Band photos are so embarrassing. Oh you guys all have sunglasses? Cool.

type of shit I've been on recently

that would be a lot harder to pull off plus I owe Sophie way more than that

I just want to be up front with you my friend, if I decide i don't enjoy being in your band anymore, I will quit without a second thought, i will ghost your ass, you will not hear shit from me ever, I will do this 2 days before the biggest show of our lives, I will owe you $100 at the time 🤷

they are more kind of rock and roll i would say

bro are you self-mythologizing in there again

There's varmint on his sweater already