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Mostly agree, but for me the line "My motherfucker's so cool when he goes to bed, sheep count him" goes so fucking hard i was cheering the screen

13.11.2025 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Final destination Bloodlines is so fucking boring. How you gonna make me wait like an hour before the deaths start. Why is this nearly two hours. Why is this so serious. How is this so well received

10.11.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

12/10 mate

07.11.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Chair Company is absolutely brilliant TV. Absolutely hilarious, but also the core conspiracy/mystery is so dumb, yet totally engaging. Genius TV.

05.11.2025 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, its a separate app that doesn't keep any data of its own. Its glorified screen sharing essentially

05.11.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its interesting, a very unique western style film set in Scotland with Japanese roots

05.11.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only saw V, and the way they killed Dewey pissed me off so much i just ignored the next one.

05.11.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno if i trust these guys with existing IP after they pissed all over scream

05.11.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possibly cos the first one is coming from your phone in carplay, but the camera one is manual, in your car settings

05.11.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly crazy. South Asian family units are generally a lot closer than western ones, my cousins are like my siblings and I'm an uncle to their kids. And even then they call me uncle ( and i call my parents cousins uncle) wtf fuck else are we supposed to call em.

29.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely fucking nuts how i keep seeing articles saying how Phil Parkinson needs to go. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. Man took you guys from non league to Championship and you aint in the relegation zone.

1: Show some fucking loyalty and respect
2: Immediate promotion would be terrible

28.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking brilliant

27.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've been logging everything I've watched since 2013.

This list of my most logged films is killing me

24.10.2025 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also check out his mew film Tornado! Its pretty cool

21.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly my favourite western. John McLean gave a talk at my uni once and he said for the final shootout they ordered 100 3ร—3 panels of wheat, but there was a mix up and they only received 1, so they had to replan the shootout and shoot it all with this one panel on wheat right in front of the lens

21.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Currently on something thats been going around blowing up cars and doors and shot and its so cool to see

21.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Over in london we get over 500K semi regularly for the pro Palestinian marches. Do better America.

19.10.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so glad that since I was 15/16 I've logged every single film I've watched. And written about a fair few of them too. It's just so amazing to see how my opinion on certain movies has changed over years

15.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whats the jokes in Con Air as a title?

15.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like honestly they're not bad albums but what the fuck is going on

15.10.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the fuck happened to Lo-Fang and why have his last three albums all been about ponies?

15.10.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Computer, generate eight foot tall Futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green..."

14.10.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'd agree, but damn when they're good they're so good

11.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only saw it once, i think i felt like it lulled in the middle, but i also remember absolutely creasing during the songs. It's well overdue a rewatch

09.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also the Bin Laden song. Absolute gem

09.10.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Equal Rights kills me every time i listen to it (not gay)

09.10.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deffo check out Sister Midnight. Indian film best seen blind. Fits in nicely with a couple of films here

09.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just binged Firefly for the first time in over a decade. What a fucking show

06.10.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kids these days will never know the joys of sitting down and putting on an hour long fail compilation

21.09.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lack of a comma made me think you were saying food is expensive BECAUSE the rich are using no-name caviar

20.09.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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