RETRO

if melee is so good how come there isn't a melee 2

Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born! Now is the time of monsters! Good luck!"

it was good

the problem with ice skates is 1) i havent skated in over 15 years 2) if i fall i will likely damage myself in a serious way 3) idk how to wear hockey skates so id need figure skates which are more expensive and painful

i want to buy ice skates so bad :(

soaking in tub for my agonies

im hoping to nail down age progression one of these days

but i dont want to cure cancer. i want to turn people into dinosaurs

i like making posts because there is a non-zero chance someone read it, so that counts as social interaction. like, i made it, you read it. Interaction between humans. Bam. this is how i dont go crazy btw

shuffling around on all fours

the Idea of Boy

the Concept of Girl

this isnt even true. im nonbiny :/ they need to invent a word for that that is as fun to say as "im a boy/girl". one syllable. im a thing

im a boy that was a girl that is still a girl sometimes but in a boy way

this is a fun thing to do to yourself if you want to be in constant agony all the time and not cope well with anything

god, you're an idiot. its not an ANTI-acid. you are not introducing the opposite of an acid to neutralize anything. its an ANT-acid. you are deploying acid ants to defeat the bigger acid. literally first grade shit

i forgot how to talk to people in real time and losing that ability basically fucks you over forever

what if i used discord wouldnt that be fucked up or what

kill em all 1989

YOU - I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.

im trying to draw the room i just rearranged less than a week ago from memory and i did pretty well

having to redo the floor plan in real time because im an idiot

guys i drew an isometric room without drawing perspective lines im so fucked

i wont use punctuation and proper spacing. i love free will. im going outside in the dark now i love you

gen 1: its gen 1 gen 2's "New Pokemon types, Gender, Held Items": awesome! adding onto an already good formula! retrofitting new types to old pokemon was a good touch gen 3's "Double Battles, Pokemon Abilities & Pokemon Contests": excellent!!! a whole new layer of strategy is involved now. very fun. this is the most innovative gen and the best in the legacy line imo gen 4's "Physical / Special split, new Evolutions / babies of old Pokemon: the split was so, so important to the metagame its crazay. i actively hated the evos for the old mons in this gen as a kid and i really dont know why. this was the first online gen..! i spent 700 hours in diamond alone... gen 5's "Hidden Abilities, Triple/Rotation Battles, Dream World: dream world was niche. i did actually play with it briefly when it existed... but i dont remember it well because i didnt care much this is the worst gimmick of all because its 100% inaccessible now. it was like Flash Games for pokemon otherwise. meh... triple and rotation

battles were Not very fun. turns into too many variables instead of something reasonable to plan around like doubles ... and it didnt catch on. HAs are Fun gen 6's "Mega Evolution": and if i said i hated this when it came out then what would you do................ i hate it much less now that i understand megas are a gimmick and not a forever thing in the hames going forward had me very negative about it. now im like YES give me MORE FREE DESIGNS because i dont care gen 7's "Alternate Pokemon Forms & Z-moves & Things-That-Aren't-Pokemon-But-Are": alolan forms mmmmMORE FREE DESIGNS OF POKEMON I LIKE!!! oh my godddd i loved how they tied the unique biology of alolan pokemon to its locationnnnn. i like it in other games too like the paradox pokemon and shit like pikaclones too. I LIKE. WHEN THINGS ARE ALMOST OTHER THINGS. do you understand. i like the idea of Ultra Beasts and how they somehow dont count as pokemon. i just cant wrap my head around it yet. the z-moves were a joke and clearly to sell toys and were anime tie ins and whatever and i just try to start ignoring that when i notice it--

gen 8's "Dynamax Pokemon, 'Pokemon Legends' series": huge W for macro fans. its megas but Massive. so on a conceptual level this is a boring gimmick because its almost like megas again... the legends series technically started here which may be my favourite direction pokemon has ever taken so im excited to see what happens next gen 9's "Terastallization": i really hate it. it looks cheesy. it over complicates things. it looks bad. its just a hat and jewel texture. not even a different form. 0/10. i hate scarvio and i cant wait for it to not be this gen Anymore!!!!!!!! gen 10: I HOPE IT HAS ALIENS

My gimmick opinions. though i guess its less gimmicky if they keep it around.. i was just trying to think of the gens Defining Trait... gimmicks were more obvious after gen 5

i like how i didnt talk about the gimmicks at all. not a mention of doubles, megas, terastallization, dynamax, etc. that deserves a different post bc they are separate...... pokemon variants a la gen 7 is very special though because alolan raichu is my beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world

thats my purse i dont know you

a cherry starburst one...