@malachiconstant.bsky.social
Sports, dog lover, avid reader.
I run every day for 15 minutes and if I miss a day I add 15 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer in my life.
Tomorrow Iβm supposed to run for three monthsβ¦
The goal was NASTYYY
06.12.2025 20:26 β π 93 π 12 π¬ 3 π 9The scrum all enjoyed Nikola JokiΔ trying to find the words on what makes Jamal Murray special
06.12.2025 16:26 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tireβs PSI by 1 so itβs very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesnβt work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
05.12.2025 14:59 β π 3443 π 432 π¬ 130 π 42That's bad in football too.
06.12.2025 01:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yikes. Go Tie.
06.12.2025 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
01.12.2025 18:48 β π 3952 π 838 π¬ 19 π 11Live a little.
05.12.2025 14:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
30 Rock meme but with Counting Crows
This came to me in a dream
05.12.2025 12:24 β π 1601 π 357 π¬ 20 π 11Jamal Murray scored 52 points on 95.6 TS%.
He now owns 2 of the 6 most efficient 50-point games in NBA history.
He had 50 on 100.0 TS% in 2021.
HAVE YOURSELF A NIGHT, JAMAL MURRAY.
π₯ 52 POINTS.
π₯ 10β11 FROM DEEP.
π₯ 19β25 FROM THE FLOOR.
π₯ W
Jamal Murray joins Aaron Gordon as the ONLY Nuggets players ever to record 50+ points and 10+ threes in a game.
#MontyPython #MontyPythonsFlyingCircus
I did enjoy this ...
The #Avs are outscoing the other team 37-9 when Nathan MacKinnon is on the ice at 5v5 this season.
Thirty. Seven. To. Nine.
columbia sportswear is running an ad campaign challenging flat earthers to send them a picture of the edge of earth
03.12.2025 03:20 β π 488 π 119 π¬ 18 π 22Woah. Newsmaxβs legal analyst just said Pete Hegseth and everyone involved in the illegal boat strike should be βprosecuted for a war crime.β
Theyβve even lost Newsmax on this one.
Joker finishes the first quarter with 15 points, nine rebounds and six assists β the first time thatβs happened in the #NBA since 1996.
#Nuggets up 14. #NBA
Some random meese.
01.12.2025 05:12 β π 35 π 14 π¬ 0 π 3
Highest OBP with RISP:
Bonds (2004), .754
Bonds (2002), .669
Bonds (2003), .654
Bonds (2001), .650
Ruth (1923), .644
Highest SLG with RISP:
Bonds (2004), .944
Bonds (2001), .944
Bonds (2002), .882
Ruth (1923), .882
Ruth (1929), .875
(150+ PAs with RISP)
Services killed channel surfing.
30.11.2025 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Roger. So there's no reason not to wait until game #49 (from the team perspective) Thanks
30.11.2025 05:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks. What's the downside? He seems at least competent on both sides. Would converting him take away a playoff roster spot from a trade or something?
30.11.2025 04:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Does he have a playoff contract yet?
30.11.2025 04:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1This might be one of the wildest sequences in Lithuanian basketball history.
Ignas βT-Macβ SargiΕ«nas, ladies and gentlemen
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because itβs just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
25.11.2025 22:54 β π 4516 π 476 π¬ 226 π 104King's quest 4.
26.11.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hereβs last nightβs NBA Top 10.
Note: I humbly demand that Nikolaβs nickname be changed from βThe Jokerβ to what I have here at #1.
Humblyβ¦ DEMAND!!!π
JokiΔ gave us two career highlights last night π₯ #Nuggets
25.11.2025 17:41 β π 74 π 11 π¬ 4 π 1Saw this in real time and laughed. Watched the replay 13 more times, and itβs still ridiculous.
25.11.2025 03:19 β π 150 π 21 π¬ 10 π 1MAGIC JOKIC β¨π
More playmaking wizardry from Nikola Jokic, as he spins into the lane and delivers and AMAZING no-look behind-the-back pass to Peyton Watson on the baseline cut for the layup
#Nuggets #MileHighBasketball
