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@malachiconstant.bsky.social

Sports, dog lover, avid reader.

143 Followers  |  331 Following  |  267 Posts  |  Joined: 28.11.2023  |  2.0922

Latest posts by malachiconstant.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'll bet against you doing that.

17.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well written. Go dogs.

16.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Eulogy for Rocky, My Perfect Little Man Who Gave His Life to Help Other Dogs Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

This is the toughest day of the year for me. One year ago, I suddenly lost the best friend I've ever had. www.jezebel.com/a-eulogy-for...

16.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

14.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 23065    πŸ” 8093    πŸ’¬ 592    πŸ“Œ 1343
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

13.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 41298    πŸ” 7412    πŸ’¬ 1363    πŸ“Œ 2460
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Welcome to the Group Chat There's a new member, whether you like it or not!

Holy shit this is the best thing I've read in a month www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

11.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 13

Flag of sus?

10.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

09.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6978    πŸ” 3610    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 155

Sus tree branch.

09.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I once drunkly told a buddy I could see the "A", come find me

09.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh?

09.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still going strong in Colorado

09.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't get Prince at all. Baffled every time I hear a song.

09.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah.

07.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nova Scotia curler Alison Umlah took a tumble and her face hits the stone ... ouch.

31.01.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
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Former professional sumo Wrestler, the Mongolian Kakuryū Rikisaburō, nails the 3-pointer o.O

07.02.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda feel like every team has the same risk. And it's good for the sport.

06.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Olympics are more important. I'm fine with it.

06.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pukie.

05.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 32092    πŸ” 13795    πŸ’¬ 590    πŸ“Œ 1605

Haha. Cleaver. High five.

05.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was 8-9 against towns matchups

05.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't joker cook him?

05.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different
People

The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different People

Yes they should.

04.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11878    πŸ” 2396    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 90
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: β€œHe might have thought β€˜how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said β€˜this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

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anthony hopkins in his cell in silence of the lambs

anthony hopkins in his cell in silence of the lambs

pov you’re the new person getting walked past my cubicle at work

03.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Three east teams is hilarious.

02.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dumb question but whos in charge of this? What happens if someone plays an extra game?

02.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hardee's is a great way to start your day, and end your productivity of said day.

02.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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