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the apparent AI-ness aside, the first thing I'm reminded of when people fantasize the 1950s is the antidepressant ads targeted at housewives

As a principled conservative pundit, I stand firmly against fentanyl and child pornography. Here's why I haven't commented on Trump pardoning and freeing the internet's top disseminator of fentanyl and child pornography.

As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.

Do not let your Junimos have protein shakes

drinking raw milk causes autism

“Don’t drive like my brutha” “and don’t drive like MY brutha!”

We should have chosen the orgy

Bright side: I’m absolutely living for all the shit-talking on this

How can The New York Times keep constantly fucking up this bad?

I’m trying political humor

Only if he also had a huge dong *shotguns beer* “That’s my boy!”

Gobble gobble

The infamous "loss" webcomic, usually depicting someone bursting into a hospital and working his way through. The characters have been replaced by the "reverse bimbo" meme girl, going from more "ordinary" to more sexualized as she movez

Not sure what possessed me to make this

To be fair, we didn’t need a telescope to see Hunter Biden’s giant hog

Trying not to wallow in it but doing a bad job

RONNIE DOBBS RONNIE DOBBS

Full list of Democrats who voted for bill that gives Trump admin more power Dozens of Democrats voted in favor of a bill that would give the Treasury secretary power to designate nonprofits "terrorist supporting organizations."

HR 9495 provides no due process or oversight, creating a tool for political retaliation under the guise of "fighting terrorism."

Trump would abuse this power to retaliate against any org that challenges his agenda.

The 52 Dems who initially supported it must reverse course.

Taking a quick break from screaming into the void to post some pervert stuff

Good morning BlueSky. Let’s protect our nonprofit organizations secure.everyaction.com/i9QBEAGIwEmN...

I’m spamming a bit here. ACLU, PBS, NPR, and ANY org taking a stand for human rights is at stake. Post, repost, and call your rep!

If you see this, repost it, please call your rep! ACLU, PBS, NPR, or any org standing for human rights is in danger.

Unlike last week, tomorrow a simple majority in the House could pass the “nonprofit killer” bill, placing all NGOs that campaign for human rights in jeopardy. We need each of our US followers to contact their congressperson and tell them VOTE “NO” ON HR 9495!
cartoonistsrights.org/stop-hr-9495/

I don’t like seeing diaper play pop on here, but I’m happy I’m back to getting random weird shit on my feed. The internet is healing itself.

Transferring more shitposts from my other SM

I was not expecting a Mancow reference

In the event this gains any traction, please share and contact your rep. Explained by a concerned Iowan.

I’ve seen: flutter, skeet, post, and blip.