Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
12.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 3742 🔁 405 💬 85 📌 26
Salad Suppliers Pledge To Continue Including Just Enough In Bag That Some Will Go Bad If You’re Single
Salad Suppliers Pledge To Continue Including Just Enough In Bag That Some Will Go Bad If You’re Single https://theonion.com/salad-suppliers-pledge-to-continue-including-just-enoug-1819579707/
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09.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 207 🔁 27 💬 10 📌 2
Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
06.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 2884 🔁 457 💬 59 📌 26
ICE has done nothing but terrorize our communities. I stood with my Democratic colleagues outside ICE HQ to say we will not keep funding an agency this out of control.
Kristi Noem has got to go.
03.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Pretty sure this is the origin story of outer worlds lol. Soon enough theyll start saying if we stop sleeping we can work more….
03.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Our politics are fundamentally corrupt.
03.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 845 🔁 276 💬 55 📌 15
Dreading doing your taxes? Billionaires aren’t.
While Trump does nothing to lower the cost of living for you, he's making it even easier for billionaires to get away with cheating on their taxes.
31.01.2026 17:56 — 👍 931 🔁 390 💬 53 📌 17
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
31.01.2026 18:13 — 👍 29324 🔁 13299 💬 1777 📌 1207
Peter Attia 1752
Niall Ferguson 59
HR McMaster 35
Janna Levin 27
Roland Fryer 9
Derek Thompson 6
Mark Hyman 5
Roger Carstens 3
Arthur Brooks 2
Reihan Salam 2
Elliot Ackerman 0
Masih Alinejad 0
Caroline Chambers 0
Clare de Boer 0
Andrew Huberman 0
Casey Lewis 0
Patrick McGee 0
Lauren Sherman 0
Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
31.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 4351 🔁 1470 💬 142 📌 200
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
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Decided to throw a bunch of NOFX, Rage against the machine, greenday etc into a playlist today as a form of protest. Protest punks where ya at
30.01.2026 17:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The nice thing about working in law enforcement is that you get to pick and choose what laws you’re into
30.01.2026 01:26 — 👍 1800 🔁 403 💬 36 📌 12
If Melania’s movie died any harder, Trump would bury it on a golf course
30.01.2026 02:04 — 👍 1312 🔁 176 💬 21 📌 11
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
28.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 12590 🔁 1843 💬 308 📌 109
the Democrats should announce that they will not renew any contracts with XAI, Palantir, Tesla, or SpaceX and bankrupt the fucking tech right. announce that you have the votes to ban crypto too.
28.01.2026 22:40 — 👍 2596 🔁 549 💬 41 📌 19
Grift all the way down
28.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 1389 🔁 273 💬 37 📌 6
Wow 2016 really is back, rollingstone is out here cosplaying as buzzfeed
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Meanwhile — in other news - We are now 37 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files
25.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 1257 🔁 473 💬 33 📌 15
"This game would be SO much better if only it were in a dome"
- weirdos
25.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 58 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0
If your attempt to enforce the law requires you to break the law, then laws aren’t really what you’re fighting for.
24.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 190 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
24.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 27645 🔁 9949 💬 246 📌 211
It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
24.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 2698 🔁 460 💬 43 📌 28
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Matt Reuter. #NewYorkerCartoons
23.01.2026 00:30 — 👍 320 🔁 98 💬 2 📌 0
Not now exploding trees, we’re busy
22.01.2026 02:47 — 👍 1045 🔁 177 💬 29 📌 3
Farmers love to act like they have no idea who’s responsible for their problems, like this guy speculating it must be some Washington functionary because he loves everything Trump does. He can’t bring himself to tell the truth because he loves white supremacy more than his own financial success.
20.01.2026 04:35 — 👍 884 🔁 124 💬 8 📌 3
JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-
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#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
18.01.2026 20:17 — 👍 30744 🔁 9533 💬 1884 📌 757
in a season defined by defense we deserve a Texans/Seahawks Super Bowl.
18.01.2026 04:04 — 👍 367 🔁 27 💬 27 📌 0
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