“Dar-sha-ROO(th) 🦖🦕🦖

Stop it, Finch!

Poe not pie

Pie’s Annabelle Lee. Before 8th grade. Still verbatim.

Straight out of the Egg for sure. Congenital defects. Is this where I admit I wore high heels and skirted suits every day? Because who doesn’t expect geologists to dress that way?

two absolute rules:
1) if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out
2) if you can't do a thing without using AI you can't do it

You guys. Buffett’s 94. What did you expect.

So how the fuck does this work, do I have to buy a Soda Stream to stay out of prison

For anyone that wants an update on the squirrel that was in the wall, don’t worry.

It found a way out and dropped from the ceiling into my basement office about 6 feet from where I was sitting and scared the shit out of me.

Not sure why my lower leg is painful. Do not recommend.

Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words

so they're mycoblogging

Jesus, we don't even make Band-Aids here.

We are so screwed.

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I have every confidence you will figure out the BEST way to embarrass them.

i should be in charge of the marvel movies. i will cast mark rylance, jared harris, mark strong, paul dano, and paul giamatti as the avengers. their headquarters are the municipal planning office of a midsize american city. the supervillain they defeat will be various challenges to zoning reform

Haha! We can usually id the rocks and minerals when we can hold them. Photos it’s kinda hopeless. Or I have this yellow rock, what is it?

I had a lovely lunch with friends. Shrimp & grits and key line pie.

conodo or conodont, there is no conotry

When someone shows you who they really are believe them.

The elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security aren’t bankrupting America. It’s tax-evading billionaires like Musk and Trump who are bleeding this country dry.

The hotel body wash is sage-scented so now I smell like a Thanksgiving turkey, how is your morning going

A king is not a king unless we bow - Rev dr William barber

Amen.

Ugh, no! I hope it’s a mild episode. Those hipsofraggin trigeminal nerves.

Of course it did.

Answering some questions: the series covers the first novella "All Systems Red," I'm a consulting producer, and we've been working on it since 2021. (So it seems fast from the timing of the announcements but it has actually taken a million years in me-time.)

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Water Heater Expense Solidarity™️, Finch.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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It should be recognized that society is still grappling with the cultural and policy implications of the rapidly shifting understanding of gender. There are some issues - such as participation in sports and appropriate medical care for minors - that remain fiercely debated, even by those who broadly support trans rights. There should be room for those conversations. But what shouldn't be debated is whether the government should target a group of Americans to be stripped of their freedom and dignity to move through the world as they choose. This is a campaign in which cruelty and humiliation seem to be the fundamental point.

The idea that there should be a public debate about the appropriate medical care for a minuscule population of children remains one of the most absurd lies that these liberal transphobes, NYT edit board included, tell themselves. No there shouldn’t! It’s not an appropriate matter for public debate!

A blessed and joyous Puppy Bowl to all who celebrate.

We coulda had the free lunches for kids guy

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Adulting. Impressive.