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Text at the top reads, "You have been poisoned!" The three people behind Donald Trump are marked with 11 HP of poison damage. A watermark in the lower right shows the source of the image, "IRL Loading Screens".

I don't play RuneScape, but this one sent me. 🤣

#shartiegate #pootus #DonaldDump

OP: @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social

The lights on the Umbreon go:

Behold, the heroes of prophecy

Little Pierrot (pre Jolteon) and James (Glaceon) moment.

Separation Anxiety

Another hope for #MarioKartWorld this year:

4️⃣ Make the soundtrack widely available! Nintendo Music app, digital storefronts, yes, even on CD.

Another thing from #MarioKart8 that is not missed:

3️⃣ Inside drifting bikes. Never got the hang of them no matter how many times I tried.

His favourite show is on

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of a cheeseburger with a purple background. The text reads, "take a look at what masturbation caused in my life. Don't panic, anyone! I'm not talking about shaft of the penis in the gravy hole. I am a believer who handles spiritual meat in a way only God can. When it seems too hard, I confess I need your supernatural help, God. I need God's stamp of approval on my meatballs. Admire and stroke me for my sexuality."

ADMIRE AND STROKE THE SPIRITUAL MEAT
#ART

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "can your bullshit wait until tomorrow?"

While we're at, Samsung, can y'all de-couple DeX Mode from OneUI? I'd like to use the launcher of my own choice without being forced to switch just to have features that *worked flawlessly in a previous model (S10e)*?

Steps to reproduce, b/c I know @sumsung.bsky.social needs them:

0. Pair controller with phone
1. Start DeX mode on Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra
2. Open an app or game
3. Press the Start button
3a. Notice the phone screen waking up
4. Try to use the Left Stick, Right Stick, or D-pad in the current app

Found a bug while trying to play through @warframe.com's tutorial in the Android Beta. It's not a Warframe bug, but a bug in @samsungmobileus.bsky.social's OneUI DeX Mode that makes me wonder how it wasn't caught even with automated QA tools.

Launch an app, bring up a menu w/ Start, lose function.

Happy New Year‼️

The dog from ADVENTURE TIME saying "Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something."

For those of you wanting to start a new project in the new year but afraid you're gonna suck, heed the words of the ancient texts:

I would love to know where I can get a couple dozen stickers of Trump pointing and smiling with the text, "I did that!" on it.

Because I'm definitely not above being a petty little b!tch.

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year

3️⃣ Make vehicles' water handling make sense! It's worse than ice!

Things from #MarioKart8 DX that are not missed:

1️⃣ Anti-gravity: Neat gimmick, but you couldn't feel its effects in a race.
2️⃣ Mii racers: Only reason I used them in 8 was they used less of the screen than Bowser.

2/2 Fin

My hope for future (free!) updates to #MarioKartWorld:

1️⃣ Classic Grand Prix: 3 laps/segments per race, no intermission tracks.
2️⃣ Add Rally mode (both Knockout and non-KO versions) to VS. Race: Use one of the pre-defined Rallies from Knockout Tour or create your own using any 6 unique courses.

1/2

He even taste-tested it and thought you'd love it at much as he does!

Riolu's Christmas Present

Parental Instincts

I hope they finally announce Silksong at TGA this year

Democrats’ New Slogan Is a Donor-Class Disaster It’s time to start the 2028 primary and step over this donor-coddling nonsense.

Doesn't take a genius to beat Trump when he's not on the ballot, and his policies annoy most of the country.

But with Jeffries's comments on Cuellar, the border, & his "No Ceiling" slogan, only a donor could love, he could lead Democrats into a UK Labour nosedive.

He's talking to the wrong people.

Rand Paul also said the boats our military destroyed would need to refuel ~20 times to reach the US.