Blake Harper

The CDC should study the link between the cobwebs in my basement and childhood vaccination rates in Gavin Newsome's zip code

Team Hawk

Jets’ Gutsy Win Over Bengals Was a Fitting Tribute to Nick Mangold A franchise legend died over the weekend, and then Gang Green pulled an unlikely first win out of the cosmos.

#NickMangold didn't need to die.
Not in 2025.
A more "fitting tribute" to his life would have been if 1 of the 65,526 people at this game had stepped up as a #LivingDonor.
Maybe one of pious, pro-life "Christians."
Anyway... enjoy your "gusty win," #Jets!

West McNichol-style pizza > "Detroit-style casserole"

"Historic preservation" is a NIMBYs best friend

🥲

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But I love that Nebraska left the league 15 years ago but still has more titles than Colorado (who's still there)
#GBR

Want lesson in “shit that don’t matter”?
Let your news podcasts build up for a week or two (or a month)… then scan the episode title to see what’s in the headlines from days/weeks/month prior.
All kinds of horribleness that simply doesn’t matter bc we’ve all moved on...

Complex legal questions like:
"Is this fucker stupid or insane?"

Can we fast forward to the end of WWII bunker story?

180 Nm of torque on an e-bike seems, ummm, extreme

Fuck you, fatty

Stocking stuffer

Get working on the “ICE v. Day Labor Olympics,” @espn.com

If only there was a simple method to test whether ICE recruits can run a 10 min mile...
I guess we'll never know

Small Single-Stairway Apartment Buildings Have Strong Safety Record Policymakers could increase the supply of multifamily housing in their states and localities by revising outdated building codes that require more than one stairway in small apartment buildings. If en...

More Housing.
All Types.
Everywhere.
Especially single-stair.

Don't flush away this opportunity, Nate!

I'm working on a new infill project...

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

The Housing Market Is Already Terrible. A.I. Is Making It Even Worse. — Slate While digital staging is nothing new to real estate, bot-made listings are forcing homebuyers and professionals to ask themselves if this is a straight-up deceptive practice.

Any real estate professional engaged in this nonsense should be held accountable by their local/state governing body
@deelasheeart.bsky.social

A protester with a sign that says "Error 404 Democracy Not Found" and a bald eagle, national bird of the United States

Ugh. All white ain't right.

Minnesota Roadkill Rodents

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Zero chance this was an accident

"...that this nation... and that government of the elderly, by the elderly, for the elderly, shall not perish from the earth."

🎵 Society blind by color
Why hold down one to raise another
Discrimination now on both sides
Seeds of hate blossom further
The world is heading for mutiny
When all we want is unity
We may rise and fall, but in the end
We'll meet our fate together 🎶

I've been boycotting McDonald's - all of them - since approximately 1993, they appear to be doing fine w/o me