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New York knows how to do Halloween!

Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..

Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.

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Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"

Making Argentina Great Again

So no terrorism then?

DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero

Tell me again which side is violent?

AOC: I don't care if someone likes me or not. That will never change the fact that I'm going to fight for them to have health care. I want MAGA to have health care. I want MAGA to be paid a living wage.

"We’ve been sending up well-tested people for decades, and the country is in worse straits than it’s ever been. It’s a mess right now, and it’s a mess that is, in my opinion, built specifically by the political class. And it’s time to do something different." - @grahamformaine.bsky.social

The only way to pronounce it from now 🤣

Pokémon has made me so many friends through my life and I’m so grateful for that

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TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL POKEMON LEGENDS ZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All facts

Guess we know who’s gonna win the Nobel Whine Like a Bitch Prize.

did a thing #handdrawing #freehand #silksong #hornet for someone very special

Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon...

-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump

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Yes, very weird. 🤷🏼‍♂️

If you drive a 2025/2026 Tesla or still use X, there really isn't an excuse. You really are just an asshole that looks the other way.

Nice day for an oyster 🦪 scuba 🤿 dive at Chesapeake Bay today! Also three lil cute crabs 🦀 came up with one of the baskets 🧺 and I made them the boat pets for a bit! Current was wild but made it out well and with a good catch! #scuba #sdi #padi #openwater #oysterdiver #diver #maryland

Which judges have ruled against the Trump admin?

Reagan appointed judges .
Clinton appointed judges.
Bush appointed judges.
Obama appointed judges.
Biden appointed judges.
Trump appointed judges.

Morning covfefe time with good friends and a crazy Pokemon TCG format with rules we invented the morning of #pokemon #gaymer #pokemontcg

“What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you’re going to make.” ~ Jane Goodall ~

#RIPJaneGoodall

The world will miss you.

#Pinks #ProudBlue

Welcome to Heaven, Dr. Jane Goodall. You made the world a better place.

Jane Goodall with monarch butterfly scarf

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall

💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero