your mom

thank you GROCK for providing accurate information on expected vs troubling patterns of post-abortion bleeding

it's frustrating when someone asks you for advice, and you give it, and then they reply that an AI model told them the same thing. but it's kind of funny when it's phrased as "I saw this on the internet GROCK says this"

Similar vibe I think

How do I explain to Spotify that I'm not too old to listen to the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack but I am absolutely too old to listen to music by someone named Addison Rae

More fish insults

Not Larry David, alas

also Scott Alexander

It's come to my attention that this is what the name "Toby Keith" was

choir friend was like "we have someone housesitting for us while we're away... i really like her... 👀👀👀" like almost levitating. at least they are doing it to me and not a trans person, lol

it's so weird/cute when my friends excitedly report that they have befriended a trans person

Update: I love my ten(!!) large adult embryos

a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"

a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

(because most of them will be duds, not because I'm planning 8 more births)

I had 13 eggs "retrieved" today, prayers up that tomorrow morning I will have 8+ tiny petri dish children

Fetal personhood ruins a lot of things, and one of them is cracking jokes about your IVF embryos

struggling so hard not to post "nightmare blunt rotation" with a link to an NBER panel on low fertility on main

To me it feels like a celebration of women's role in the patriarchal nuclear family and even though that's not what our family is it still bothers me

I wish the trolls who spend today posting "happy Mother's Day!!!" messages on the abortion subreddit a very [redacted]

I agree that kids probably shouldn't use social media but "I'm sad that a girl child no longer pays attention to me, a grown man" is not a good look

you don’t get to say my name
then vote against the woman
who gave me that name.

I'll have you know this is a big hit in choir group chat

*Bulgarianly* Um I think you mean Pajduško Day

Yes, and believe me, I'm sorry too bsky.app/profile/gbbr...

Sick bracelet

Mental gymnastics meme, the one-step version says "they aborted my girlfriend" and the complicated one says "I'm single because of a complex set of personal and social factors ranging from my own body odor to the fact that I spend 20 hours a day watching incel YouTube videos to the general isolation and anomie of the American suburbs. If I made some challenging but ultimately manageable changes in my life I might have more positive personal relationships"

r/GenZ N They aborted my girlfriend Rant 2m I can't stop thinking that the woman who would have fallen in love with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I'm alone. In another alternate timeline, her mother didn't abort her, and she grew up to fall in love with me. I must be very happy there, but here l'm a failure. Without a doubt, my aborted girlfriend would have loved me, and I wouldn't be sad.

😞

It's nice that you can deactivate to keep more people from following you but still extremely dumb that that's the only way. Give us a soft block, give us locked accounts, give us the option to opt out of starter packs

I was starting to feel like starter packs were old news, but I got followed by like a thousand blue MAGA accounts in the past few days, so here I am hiding on alt again

this is really not my thing obviously, but grudging respect in that they've shown no evidence of Harry Potter fandom

now it's a Star Wars flag with that resistance symbol or whatever (sorry i am uneducated about Star Wars). how many flags do we think they have