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"I asked ChatGPT" okay and I asked the old gods and they told me to smite you for your foul and wretched ways

you blink and suddenly you’re drinking your coffee in the balcony listening to fayrouz…turning into my grandma once again

i actually think it’s good to be polite and kind to others

i think that today will radically change my consumption of alcohol

all my friends found men to make out with and i found a cat that kept following me and letting me pet it on my way home, idk i kinda won

i do think that once you find yourself at an event sponsored by a cigarette company you have to reevaluate your life choices

calling men habibi and getting called habibi back >>>>>>>>>>

the way i’m getting gradually unhinged should be studied

any mediterranean guy looks at me and i turn into his wh*re istg wtf

fuzzy bellies >>>>>>>>>>>>

only once in my life have i gotten completely h*rd from looking at a clothed guy and that was last week, genuinely had no control and i keep thinking about him 😐

diva down

i te sjahsjhshshsjshsjsjsjsj

i shall try

no liz like i can’t do this anymore

……….

i dub 2025 the year of ultimate fagg*try

girl.

hate grindr screenshots as much as anyone but what even is this

tits out on the balcony with my cup of coffee and the sun shining yes this is what it’s all about

the moment i leave zurich my grindr explodes istg that city is dry and depressing

i love how taylor swift in florida!!! goes
I GOT SOME REGRETS ILL BURY THEM IN FLORIDA
trans rights
FUCK ME UP FLORIDA

was a complete whore on good friday idk how to feel about that

whoever has my voodoo doll please let it sit down and read a book for a weekend

A cozy balcony filled with plants and flowers, with a lounge chair in the middle

This and no work or news from America

today i have received a month’s worth of stimulation i need a break 😭

THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN I SAW!!!

okay maybe one belgian in particular idk @robinpds.bsky.social

i discovered that i have a thing for belgians

why do swiss people have to make sports their whole personality like ??????? how boring