Thrashing about in my restraints

Cool another day and nobody has solved my admittedly minor problems. awesome

God dammit I am so fucking sick of bowser jr and his stupid contraptions

Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

People can do whatever they want as long as I don’t find it slightly annoying

Everything dies nephew that's a fact
Maybe everything that gets chopped comes back...

I love when things are the platonic ideal of themselves

And is there a Mr Rushmore

Perhaps you need to read the Joyce story

I was thinking of watching the dead did you like it

people seem to enjoy when things are set in a universe. but i do not feel strongly

for instance Jim Downey forcing all his co workers to come to a mistakes party where they all have to signal what degree of mistake they want to make

I fully understand people who don’t fuck with I think you should leave and friendship. To me that stuff is all guilty pleasure core. But the chair company is legitimately great

Torus

I’m wiping front 2 back. Back 2 front. Side 2 side. Up and down. Star of David. 4 dimensional taurus. Whirlpool. Roomba style

I just got done rolling my boulder up to the top of a hill. Thankful it’s over

My cat is biting me but I can’t get mad at her today because I dreamed she was eaten by an axolotl

Where of bouts

does homer still watch TV or is he gooning now

Wordle

This is a huge improvement over “guido.” Glad to see you are listening and learning

Sadness is lowkey one of the most melancholic emotions

Some times people say things that are intentionally false, as though to try and deceive

Life is a series of not doing laundries

i will run this one up the ladder

A beast does not deserve the title “Mister” for he is no man. Even if he does create feastables

hubris to make a rice krispie treat chocolate

i told my doctor i only eat sweets 2 or 3 times a week and the rube believed me

nowadays being the weirdest [poster] in our [discord server] is a great honor