BB the Beagle

32 hours and 45 minutes.

Been awake since 3:45 because the neighbor's dog got in a fight with a skunk and now my entire apartment smells.

I heard it and then I smelled it and now I can't escape it.

LMAO THIS POOR MAN. I AM TIPSY AND SENDING HIM VOICE MESSAGES. LIKE SO MANY!

"You look tired"
Thanks, I am tired. My body, my soul... we all tired.
That phrase is all I hear from the people I work with. I am tired!

Just having a hard time sleeping so I did a reset. Snacked on a cheese stick. Cuddled beagle. Now back under the covers to try again.

I have sadly never collected a specimen from NJ

I desperately need to transport to a different time so I'm going to watch The Kings of Comedy and see if it helps.

Beef short rib ravioli with Brazilian steakhouse marinade turned sauce... because I didn't want to make homemade chimichurri sauce and I live in a cultural desert

Beef short rib ravioli with Brazilian steakhouse marinade turned sauce... because I didn't want to make homemade chimichurri sauce and I live in a cultural desert.

Now you're just rage baiting me... that hippo is from Madagascar.

I have a lot of cool rocks (legally collected) from the UP, PA, VA, OH, and NY... although there are more I would like to collect from NY

Ohhh depends on where you live and what kind of cool you want to get into.

I mean, I don't expect him to remember my personal details but I was hoping he would get the gif reference to "I like them chunky"

a woman wearing a hat and a red shirt ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a red shirt

Terry... I know. I'm a geologist.

Yup. This sounds similar

Ohhh. I did nerve damage one time and didn't know until months later. YMMV.

Idk but considering my job search is going the same... BB and I are both about to be showing our toes.

Door to door Only Fans... see his toes in person.
I joke, unless Fitz is allowed to share his toe beans... then I am as serious as a frito.

Last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

Uhm yes.

This is a perk of moving back that I never considered.

It didn't but it's blocking access to my apartment and my parking space. He should have contacted me.

If a tree falls in your driveway and your landlord doesn't call... and you pull in said driveway and call him in a panic and he says "I know" and then says I thought someone would have told you by now. (The tree fell around noon) Is he really a landlord?

Idk what I want to eat but I need to eat something.

I'm like a volcano that needs to vent.

Just gonna be miserably tired today I guess.

Had a little snackaroo because I didn't have a protein with dinner.
I should get up and do something but my beagle is cuddly.

I absolutely hate that I am back at a point in my life where I am so stressed out I can't sleep for more than a few hours at a time.

Shamrock Shakes are back!
I will have exactly 1 this week and be done with them.

I will wait to see further skeets on this topic.

You're not enjoying STA?