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Today I got a large legal bill related to the ongoing horror show that my life has been over the past 3+ years.

Crowdfunding has paid the majority of my legal & security expenses, which are now ~$100k. If you can make any further donations I’d be so grateful.

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Vintage black and white photo of a smiling girl wearing a beret and a coat with a lapel bow.

14 August 1920 | A German Jewish woman, Ilse Scharff, was born in Karlsruhe.

In August 1942 she was deported from Drancy to #Auschwitz. She did not survive.

Never underestimate my ability to stare very meaningfully into your soul and ask if you think moths fly into the moon the same way birds do windows & glass doors

How did "Grandmother's Song" have Obsequious and Oblong but no oblique?

Still guessing The King's favorite line was "be pompous, obese and eat cactus" right?

Steve Martin on meeting Elvis Presley in 1971:
‘After a gig opening for Ann-Margret in Las Vegas, I was in my dressing room when Elvis came in & said:
“Son, you have an oblique sense of humour”

i am so sick of hearing about people who are uncomfortable about trans people in public bathrooms as if you have some right to total peace of mind in the place you can hear strangers having diarrhea

So this movie is looking more prescient by the damn day

This is how you know they don’t plan on holding free and fair elections ever again because they wouldn’t say this if they thought there was a chance a Dem president could win and then confiscate every AR-15 in America in the name of “making the country safe again.”

Today in “Just name your thing something else”:

If Kamala Harris were president and had 38% job approval would we be hearing endless news stories about how successful she is with her messaging and how Republicans haven't figured out how to dent her support?

kids summer camp : we're doing a carnival for the last day of camp

me : cool

kids : we got 5 kazoos and 2 whistles look

me : I am going to destroy this camp and all who work there

Maybe have a long möbius strip pillow with some pulleys and a motor and a freezer so that you can just slowly rotate the cold pillow out of the freezer and rotate the warm pillow out, and I’m overthinking this completely.

yep, sign me up for non-Euclidean angles, madness, delirium, and elder gods - I need the Pillow That Always Has One More Side.

The heatwave made me realize that flipping the pillow over to the cool side is limited by the amount of sides a pillow has, that's why I invented a pillow with an infinite amount of sides, I would show it to you but the sight of it has been known to cause madness and delirium

an image of the american flag made of overlapping letters and punctuation marks. the right side of the flag is being scattered into chaotic symbols resembling embers and smoke the star field of the flag is replaced with the caption "everything burns"

So the popcorn was plain, cheese, and cinnaminnamon or mocha or somewhat?

if you're a millennial who tagged yourself as "Facebook married" to a half dozen of your close friends in the early 2010s, know that if you die young, your confused older relatives will be very upset by a computer's attempt to memorialize your life of serial bigamy

At pants-shitting levels of existential risk like this, you don't write a new admin tool, you reuse the closest one you have, even if it's overbroad, and then clean up after, because anything you panic-build will be an even worse disaster

Yeah, I have no concrete information but the update on itch.io/updates/upda... under "payouts" practically screams "we were given an ultimatum" and possibly also "they are holding all *our* payouts until they verify we're in compliance"

(I have written sentences that look very much like those sentences, let's just say)

This is just scope creep

(Most juvenile offenders, including violent juvenile offenders like me, do NOT reoffend as adults. And the stats would be even lower if automatic expungement were as real as people seem to think it is.)

just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling “FUCK”, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling “FUCK” again,

i like that this guy cant wait until the cat is at least done shitting. i got places to be

I remember being a little kid and getting told "work hard and you'll be a success!" for the first time and instinctively knowing that was horseshit.

“But the US doesn’t have a responsibility to keep people alive in poor countries”

Maybe, but Congress voted on it and chose to do so, and Trump single-handedly stopped it

That means it’s all on him

President Trump taking over Washington DC and Zohran Mandami just sitting there letting it happen. smh

Not lab equipment, but the O2 generator ("the bomb") on an SSN which separates H2 and O2 from H2O with electrolysis was always on my list - especially when the CO kept managing to go on a six month deployment with only two guys who'd gone to the school to run it so they were always port and stupid.

You should be able to search your old posts by "jokes that not enough people appreciated the first time, surely not a me issue"

Two years ago vs. today. Went from Shawarma to Cheesesteaks. The Egyptians arguably speak better English than Iggles fans though