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Huge self-own:
- Columbia educates many uniformed W. Point faculty
- C-M = home Army’s AI Innovation Center
- JHU = Space Force PME
- Many doctors attend these schools via Health Professions Schol. Program
- W&M = MBA program for log Os
- DC area schools educate JCS interns + Congressional fellows…

Our technically first date (we met in 1995 through a pre-Internet dating service) was a Ruby Tuesday

Our first real date was (courtesy of her roommate and close friend) Se7en.

Every strawberry tells a love story. Not the kind sold in candy, but a story rooted in sacrifice. Farmworkers harvest with care, yet they face low wages and fear. Love means respect. Love means justice. Love means standing with farmworkers.
#ValentinesDay #WeFeedYou

I wonder how Spud would respond if it were pointed out to him that people standing up against ICE have been killed for nothing more than that, and that if he feels that murder is justified in response to speech, how can he object to a punch?

You don’t need prisons for tens of thousands of people who you’re planning to deport anyway.

They’re not for immigrants alone.

Trump has literally said hundreds of times that he wants to arrest his political opposition.

But the regular justice system won’t play ball.

The solution: a parallel system of secret police and prisons that answers only to him.

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer. 2:53 PM · Feb 13, 2026 · 1.5M Views

INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (不自殺聲明), a sign of extreme distress.

Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk

Me: *you’re

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

TSA made me throw away my waifu so I had to buy an anime neck pillow at the Hudson

you can’t condition the GI Bill lmao

another violation of Article 1

We have got to get these people out of our government as soon as possible.

YouTube video by The Cleverlys - Topic Love Shack

B-52s covers continue to make people, such as myself, happy. Getting in a happy weekend mood.

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

A two circle Venn diagram. Left: Multiple BG3 runs to romance all companions. Right: Heists but make it cozy. Center: The Feywild Job

Does this meme sell my book or nah

Damn you autocarrot.

My phone now comes up with autocarrot as soon as I get to autoc as I’ve typed it so often.

POST WHAT IM ACTUALLY TYPING YOU PIECE OF SHIT BOX OF CIRCUITS

/15 I also learned he stored, in an expensive storage facility, for YEARS, speakers. And stereo equipment. And CABLES for stereo equipment. A CD PLAYER. DAD WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

Daniel Craig Ladies and Gentlemen the Weekend meme.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil.

“Mother warned me,” sighed Elsie, “you were no man for a crisis!” The crisis in this vintage Borden milk ad is Elmer’s desire to sleep without his daughter blasting the radio in his ear. He begs to take a day off, which Elsie strongly implies is basically the same thing as giving the Nazis a hand job. Elsie needs to read up on activism burnout and Elmer needs to buy earplugs. Also, invoking that mother line is a low blow.

Later investigation shows that Elmer is an unpatriotic schlub who resents rationing, a theme revisited frequently.

Here, for example, Elmer wishes to sleep without hearing about Borden milk and Elsie invokes both the soldiers and her mother.

Back in the good ol days when the furries ran advertising

PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, and FLACO, a green lizard, read a book together. In the background, OSO, a fawn pug, comes trotting through the door way. ARTHUR, reading from the book: “We ARE what we repeatedly DO.” PANEL 2: OSO stopps jogging, thinking. OSO, thinking: “…what we repeatedly do.” PANEL 4: OSO sits on a rock looking out at a beautiful forest with a river running through it. The sun has set into a beautiful purple-pink haze on the horizon. OSO, thinking: I…am LOVE. And overly frequent pooping. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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The plan: build excitement for responsible AI in housing by making people think legendary filmmaker Christopher Nolan is speaking but hire Chris Nolan writer and director of America's favorite vampire rock musical ("vampirical") web series I Kissed a Vampire (2010).

every time we don’t finish reconstruction, it bites us in the ass

Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles

If you like Adrian Tchaikovsky, you might like Cherryh, too.

President Trump pardons Hall of Famer Joe Klecko and four other former NFL players Trump pardoned Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon for crimes ranging from perjury to drug trafficking.

I'm all for pardons and second chances. But it's a hell of a juxtaposition to pardon millionaire NFL players convicted of drug distribution while you're summarily executing impoverished fishermen making a few hundred bucks to shuttle drugs around the Caribbean.

And here with alt-text, truncated for character limit.

God: Make them itch

Also God: Make scratching the worst thing you can do when you itch