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Christopher Swartout

@chrisswartout.bsky.social

DGA 1st AD on many movies & TV shows you may have seen, and many you did not. Lifelong Cle Guardians & Ipswich Town fan. I once directed People's Sexiest Man Alive.

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Glenn Glenn (sound)

04.08.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a great Ted Danson story from that show but can't share it here (I worked on it). Only DM.

04.08.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just got a text from a friend that read "Please tell me that Nolan only has a one year contract."

03.08.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He fouled off a bunch of pitches yesterday. Nice to see.

03.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Superfan!

03.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says " you 're the egg you 're a bad egg !! " Alt: a man in a suit and tie says " you 're the egg you 're a bad egg !! "

All the love for Murray, one of the great characters ever.

03.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough.

02.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. Just working on a job together. Had to up my game.

02.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of two guys in suits.

Picture of two guys in suits.

Here we are!

02.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Feig!

02.08.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is making a funny face and saying okay . Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is making a funny face and saying okay .

Trump has replaced the head of Billboard’s record chart statistics.

The number one record in America is now All Summer Long by Kid Rock.

02.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. I was truly prepared for them to trade him, but then he went and screwed that up.

02.08.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well Jack is dead so at least we have that going for us.

02.08.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teddy KGB knows.

02.08.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jacket with the words pay that man his money above him Alt: a man in a red jacket with the words pay that man his money above him
02.08.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The shooting occurred at 10:30AM. In a bar.

01.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jobs ... Jack Welch ... and Cooking the Books How much attention should be paid to the conspiracy theories on altering jobs numbers for political gain?

I'm old enough to remember Jack Welch popping off about cooked numbers in 2012. These assholes can't help themselves.

01.08.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same, from this Guardians fan.

01.08.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a baseball player wearing a guardians jersey wipes his nose Alt: a baseball player wearing a guardians jersey wipes his nose

OUR Guardians! πŸ‘

01.08.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am rather curious to see their lineup in Cleveland tonight.

01.08.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the prior two months revised downward.

01.08.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: BLS reports that the economy added only 73,000 jobs in July, FAR below expectations.

01.08.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 21

@atrupar.com As a baseball guy, just wanted to send my condolences to you today. I hate when my team is selling. Gutting.

31.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If he doesn't get traded, I fully expect him to get one of the biggest standing ovations in team history tomorrow.

31.07.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in front of a sign that says broadway hollywood . Alt: a man sitting in front of a sign that says broadway hollywood .

Saw that.

31.07.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in front of a sign that says broadway hollywood . Alt: a man sitting in front of a sign that says broadway hollywood .

As a Guardians fan...

31.07.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As well it should be. I imagine the Blue Jays could still be in, but who knows anymore.

31.07.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That ship sailed with the Bader trade.

31.07.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starting to seem like if a Kwan trade does happen, it will be with the Dodgers. Hoping that doesn't happen.

31.07.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Should have traded a few of those 10,000 lakes.

31.07.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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