Emma Buenger

Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk holding a big pink balloon that says "DON'T EVEN" on its side. Grandma Nutmeg and her friend watch him walk by from a window, and Grandma says "I need one of those."

14 Feb 2026

that's more than 9!

it's fiiiiine 😅

vape cloud in a projector beam creates the image of a trans pride flag

oops 🤷‍♀️

+1

watching a quick youtube video on how to change a switch or outlet would be much more helpful than anything else i can suggest, but it isn't a difficult task if you can work a screwdriver, and is pretty safe if you have access to your fuse box.

(don't do this)

you can always stick a screwdriver somewhere you're not supposed to and the breaker will turn itself off. 😉⚡

if you can turn off the breaker, pretty easy and like 1.

if you can't, pretty tricky and like... 6 or 7?

that sounds rad

centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony

A Tumblr post from user "nitewrighter," March 26. Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:

a play in three acts

they really do self identify as nazi germany, huh?

the appreciative ill

mild source of inspiration

tell me about it

you gonna get your hair in the food!!!

pretty sure this just means you're longing for the previous life you've already lived - but who knows with 'time' and all that

truth coming out of her well to shame humanity

christian horner is a conniving super villain, zak brown is a cringey dad who tries too hard

i've been on a pear tear

jesus christ those are more expensive than i expected

u have to spontaneously do interesting things with ur life bc if u don't exhibit interesting enough behaviors the 5d aliens using this planet as an ant farm will fuck w/ u until u do

a heist to escape poverty

MDK

belated birthday pie

y tho?