Public Frenemy #1

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

Girl in large round glasses a hospital bed in pain

I'm in the hospital recovering from surgery and the anesthesia is wearing offf

"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."

Sign says T4T bar and grill

went here and everyone said they love and support you

Listen.
I don't want to die.
But if given a life or death scenario, I sure as hell won't be giving it my all.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

If I had a nickel for every time I was bedridden due to a broken bone and had to spend some of my recovery at my parents, thus speeding up the "my partner meets my parents for the first time" part of the relationship after we just started dating, I'd have two nickels.

A picture of a bandaged ankle that is broken

"...I don't know what 2026 will bring, but I'm cautiously optimistic about it"
She said with dumb confidence, not realizing 2026 had a broken ankle in 3 places in store for her

Comic with screen stills from Billy Madison. First panel: YOU KNOW THAT GUY TRIED TO MASSACRE ICE OFFICERS? NO HE DIDN'T. Second panel: WELL NO, HE DIDN'T. BUT HE DID BRANDISH HIS GUN! NO HE DIDN'T. Third panel: ... NO, NO HE DIDN'T. BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF HE HAD, RIGHT

Gonna be less than 5 years till ice goons join nazis, stormtroopers, and zombies as faceless, immediately-recognizable-as-evil enemies in major video games

Body cams for government thugs are a joke obviously but here's my compromise idea: shock collars for government thugs

Shit human is related to shit human.

We love you, Aza!

White people.
For the umpteenth time... You'd do well to listen to them!
The black community has been screaming this for well over a century now.

Girl with needle half full of medicine

I'm a punk rocker yes I am.

(It's estrogen)

If this were ANY other administration, I'd be very skeptical about this.

I hope you do girlieeeee

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Daaaaaaang girlie!

Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."

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Friend could use a little help for some surgery she desperately needs!
Any little bit can help. Even just a share!
gofund.me/204f23b4b

My girl needs some help as she begins a new chapter in her life.
Every little bit helps!!

Eternal sunsets that imitate the golden hour?

Heck yes, girlie!!

Gavin Newsom is a prime example of "When someone tells you who they are, BELIEVE THEM"

I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him"

WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.

It's so lovely to meet you Bree! I'm so happy and proud of you!