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Sometime today, Mike Johnson will say, "I've been very busy not watching pornography this morning and I am only just hearing about the voting yesterday so I am unable to comment on all of that right now."

Man @gavinnewsom’s team doesn’t mess around

The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.

Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.

Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.

But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.

Remember this.

Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

“Speaker Johnson, many Americans are wondering why you’re unable to see or hear any developments in the news. Some are speculating that you were kicked in the head by a horse; others theorize that you’ve been huffing spray paint. Which is it?”

Wait, did they edit an interview? Did they not air every second?

I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit

If I were the rest of the world, I’d do my best to ignore the United States for the next 3 plus yrs. With this madman in the White House, the rest of the world can’t trust the United States. As long as this madman is in the White House, the United States is not a force for good.

Don’t laugh at this. Don’t dismiss it. They’re serious. Prepare for it. And get ready to fight against it.

The Wizard of Oz inspires at #NoKings

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

If your party is in charge of the government and the government shuts down then your party is at fault for the shutdown

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

I have a theory that the UK public generally votes Conservative until the party becomes so arrogant there is a widespread feeling they need to be kicked to relearn some element of humility... and if that is anything like right, this week has been a disaster for them.

Just two friends having a great time.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

BREAKING: Trump DOJ indicts Emma Worthington who rejected him for his 7th grade ice cream social.

“She was a nasty, low-IQ girl who needs to be in jail,” his highness added.

Bolsanaro, Sarkozy… come on Johnson I’ve got you in an accumulator.

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

Upset at who, exactly? Name the man who destroyed farmers with reckless trade wars. Don’t be a coward.

If this intends to make it legally compulsory for every adult in Derry to carry something called a "Brit Card", then I'm willing to offer some high-paid consultancy on why this plan might be flawed.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

If the makers of Tylenol bought enough Trumpcoin, they’d be telling us that it prevents autism.

Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.

“ABC and CBS are making a serious miscalculation. Their servility to Trump will not earn them peace, only greater pressure.”

That’s the German professional association of journalists, @djv.de, calling on major US media to support their journalists instead of preemptively silencing them.