National Security Advisor Captain Crunch

Can you guys imagine how absolutely fucking terrified Trump would be right now if the Clinton blowjob is real?

Like, dude would be losing his fucking mind rn lmfao. Shit rocks.

Man its been a fun week for American politics and we've really needed it

...how?

Best i can do is build the economy around something nobody wants that also costs trillions of dollars and uses natural resources to a dangerous extent

Racial Resentment Among White Americans by Birth Year and Demographics This figure presents the same four-panel layout (education, gender, geography, religion) but for White Americans from birth years 1940 to 2000. Education panel: A pronounced divide shows non-college Whites with substantially higher resentment across all cohorts, increasing sharply for older birth years. College-educated Whites rise more modestly but remain distinctly lower, especially among younger cohorts. Gender panel: Male and female trendlines rise together, with women slightly higher in mid-century cohorts. Younger cohorts of both genders start lower and climb with age. Geography panel: Regional lines separate clearly: the South is highest in resentment, followed by the Midwest. The West and Northeast show lower levels, with the Northeast consistently at the bottom. All regions slope upward toward older cohorts. Religion panel: Protestants show the highest resentment, peaking among mid-century cohorts. Catholics sit in the middle. Non-affiliated Whites show the lowest resentment, especially among younger respondents, with a small rise among mid-century generations. The figure notes CES 2024 data with GAM-smoothed trendlines.

Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵

This is stupid they’re just standing here in the cold while there’s like 4 frogs dancing across the street lol

On Tuesday, far right provocateurs announced that they are planning another "Patriot Weekend" outside the pdx ICE facility for this weekend. Past events billed similarly as this one resulted in lots of aggression, violence, grifting, and the manufacturing of content and propaganda by the far right.

Man that Trump MTG crashout is legendary someone turn it into a copy pasta

Days like today I regret deleting my Twitter account because Im sure theyre all taking the whole "Trump blew Clinton" story really well over there

Nice that at least one Dem seems to have working eyes

Me reading all these emails and seeing that literally everyone in the world thinks Trump fucking sucks

People are really running with the whole Trump sucking Clinton off thing and I for one am 100% here for that shit

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Senator John Fetterman sitting in an airport, bent over eating a sandwich off the floor. He’s wearing black shorts, a black jacket, and black sneakers. A crumpled wrapper is on the ground under his chair.

Senator John Fetterman eating a sandwich off the floor.

unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head

I hate it here

Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D

People are doing Clinton rehab?

A skeet from Patton Oswalt: "The Democrats didn't do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement." "Well, Trump won and now he's gonna destroy Gaza." "Yep. We're paying the price for the Democrats' incompetence." "We?' The Gazans are paying the price, not us" Pause. "I needed to make a statement."

I’ve had Oswalt blocked since January…

Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.

you wouldnt woodchip a megyn kelly in the format of the you wouldnt steal a car meme

Trump having back to back to back meetings unintentionally speedrunning Frank Reynolds’ lines like there’s no tomorrow

Jesus fucking christ why are these people such fucking losers

ok, but megyn kelly should be fed into a woodchipper though?

Bill Clinton really fucked a lot of shit up

it's got to be kind of surreal, gathering in the white house SITUATION ROOM like you're in some kind of high-stakes political thriller but it's for crisis meetings on what to say about your boss paying for handjobs from underaged models in the 90s

He flipped on that pretty damn quick

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