Mathew Mignott

If candidates like Zohran Mamdani are not the future of the Democratic Party, then the Democratic Party has no future.

David Cross NAILS it. 👏👏👏

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb

The white men fantasizing about the return of American manufacturing don’t actually think they or their kids will be working in the factories. This is their American individual idealism at work: they believe there will always be someone else working hard for their benefit

New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators

New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators
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Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Greg Casar on stage in Tucson in front a crowd of 23,000 people.

Tucson, Arizona today.

Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.

23,000 showed up.

Bryan Keith should be in the next Continetal Classic 🤼🏻‍♂️

The Great Creator Reset + discount Cybertrucks, soup drops, Douyin goes global, a PNUT memecoin lawsuit, peak "it bag", and Gen Z's midlife crisis

The TikTok ban represents the most significant and widespread deplatforming of creators in American internet history. It far surpasses Vine's closure in 2017 in both scale and impact, and stands to permanently reshape the ideological tilt of the online creator landscape.

"Former U.S. Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump sitting next to each other at an event, with Obama smiling and Trump appearing to whisper something to him. The caption on the screen reads 'President Jimmy Carter 1924-2024,' indicating a memorial or commemorative gathering. Melania Trump is seated next to Donald Trump, looking ahead with a neutral expression."

"It's a big club and you ain't in it."

It was the funniest and saddest thing I listened to in a while. SRS is a better person than me.

How it feels arguing on social media:

People who get upset when we dance on the graves of our oppressors might be the same people who don't understand the difference between comedy that punches up and comedy that punches down.

A fella being Piledriven with the trans flag colours across them and the words PILEDRIVE TRANSPHOBES

It's late, but it's never too late for this graphic here...

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

It looks gross

I feel attacked by this comment

Can confirm this to be true

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin

Wolverine on the attack screaming "trans rights are human rights, bub!"

My body my choice! If you agree then I want to follow you!

Cedric look like a breakable object in a Crash Bandicoot game.

Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.

Please let this happen

I never felt a video more