Quinnephile

My computer is slow.

R&B artist D’Angelo

There’s not much in life that’s more exciting than the promise of a new D&D character.

Actress Diane Keaton

Robert Redford from the film 3 Days of the Condor.

A black and white photo of actor Graham Greene.

I got u.

Got a real punch in the face today concerning my ongoing gender care (or now lack thereof). So it's been a tough one.

I wore my Twin Peaks shirt today so my spouse went to get us donuts. I married up, y’all.

Yeah. Super bland and “modern”. And the walls are all white now.

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Dammit....

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Me when I see all three Matrix movies on a list.

They've re-designed the interiors too and it suuuucks.

Hudsucker Proxy enjoyers are the best humans.

15 Movies to Get to Know Me

It Happened One Night
The Hudsucker Proxy
Coraline
Perfect Blue
Zodiac
Drive My Car
Portrait of a Lady On Fire
Spirited Away
Spider-Man 2
Tampopo
The Matrix
The Ring
Police Story
Barry Lyndon
Kung Fu Hustle

Yo. Final Destination: Bloodlines absolutely rips. Probably the best in the series with some truly outstanding kills. And what a send off for Tony Todd.

A close up screengrab of the actor Terrence Stamp from the film Teorema.

I love that the only two reactions to this movie are:

“What the fuck is this?” (bored, weirded out, and uninterested)

or

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!” (terrified to the core of the soul)

The urge to craft an oughtie's Emo playlist is strong today.

This one fell off quite a bit in the back half for me. But the “secret prequel” thing is kind of a cool idea.

My fear of LASIK long predated this movie. But damn I felt so justified.

Okay….

The gymnast death was so ridiculous I couldn’t help but laugh. More of this please.

Happy to see Tony Todd back. His first on-screen appearance in the franchise since FD2. (He is the voice of the Devil’s Flight roller coaster in FD2).

More unfortunate 3D-ified death effects in this one, but slightly more refined than the 2009 entry.

FD5 starts with a little more pop than FD4. The bridge collapse is definitely not my favorite opening disaster, but it is a fair sight better than the NASCAR race from the last film.

Escalator death is alright. It’s the one thing in this movie that had stuck in my brain from watching it 15 years ago.

Okay. The “deja vu” thing was moderately amusing.

Oof. CGI snake is rough.

Mykelti Williamson might as well be asleep in this movie and he still can’t help but be the best actor in it.

FD4 time. An obvious loss a budget and ham-handed 3D-ified kills are not doing this one any favors. Also the only entry missing Tony Todd so it automatically takes the bottom slot.