Jack Matirko

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So what’s your take on this whole St. Bartolo business? A self-professed Satanist who was awarded a papal knighthood by throwing big parties to Mary for the Dominicans.

And Sainted by a pope from Chicago. Home of American mythology’s best salvation story about two wayward orphans raised by nuns.

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QAnon Shaman says he’s rightful president, sues Trump for $40 trillion In a rambling complaint, Jacob Chansley claims DJs are spies, that the NSA stole his work for a Batman movie and more.

Who had “MAGA shaman crashes out and tries to do an Emperor Norton” on their bingo card? I sure didn’t
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Clay Higgins just resigned his seat on the house homeland security committee.

On the other hand, in the desert the lawn furniture is almost cool enough to touch sometimes now.

It’s wild to me how many Texans are ok with their state people’s house being used to unlawfully detain elected members of the minority party for doing their job.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is about, for all intents and purposes, intensive purposes of intentive porpoises.

Experts warn that sandwichgate style attacks spreading to the barrio could lead to officers suffering from post-torta stress disorder 🥪

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On this episode of the Naked Diner Podcast cohost Andrew Hall and I are joined by Katheryn McGaffigan whose recently debuted her one-woman show “Follower” off-Broadway and has a new EP in the works with members of Swans.
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Living in basically a dorm room of an office … probably wandering over to the cafeteria in the middle of the night for the bean soup. Think he ever leaves the hill except to go to fundraisers or the airport?

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Donald Trump plans to send US homeless to treatment centers Trump's new order will reportedly redirect federal funds to send impacted homeless people to treatment or rehabilitation facilities.

Anyone doing the vanlife thing ought to be real nervous about now. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

With some fairness, the last episode of season 26 was in March 2023 and all the things you’ve listed have happened since then.

Which AZ senator was objecting to his resolution?

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May hell be so loud tonight that heaven can’t sleep. #RIPOzzy youtu.be/NsXEb-NOs88?...

I didn’t say I’d hold my breath on it happening.

I think the House Sgt at Arms could be maybe be called on to instruct Capitol Police to go find the person and detain them in temporary holding until the house reconvenes so they can be brought before committee. Dunno if that’s ever happened.

Hope you have the spoons for this The surprising relevance of a handy piece of flatware.

Got spoons?

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The Magabros are just pissed at James Gunn’s Superman because it showed them their abused trophy wives would betray them in a heartbeat for schlelppy nobodies like Jimmy Olsen if given half a chance. ⁦

The Superman movie isn’t woke; it’s a Superman movie. A woke Superman movie would be a Lois Lane movie, and a whole lot more like All the President’s Men. Whole thing would take place in and around the Planet bullpen.

That’ll make Pacific Heights weird I bet. /j

Who gives a shit? Priorities. Ffs

“Film at 11”

The bots— have they not figured out how to properly use an interrobang‽

Like you’d think since they’re not limited to qwerty keyboards they’d make better use of that one. Don’t think I’ve ever seen an LLM use one.

YouTube video by Naked Diner Podcast Professor Kevin M. Schultz on White Liberals - Naked Diner Podcast

Me and Andrew Hall are back in the Naked Diner this week with University of Illinois Chicago History Chair Kevin M. Schultz to talk about his new book and the history of American Liberalism.

I particularly enjoyed Professor Schultz’s extended Spiro Agnew rant. youtu.be/Rtn7cwQSq4c?...

Ever hung out with wastelanders? If you want to have a serious discussion about post-apocalyptic fashion you have got to meet some of them folk.

It means H&R Block and intuit get to charge more people fees to do their taxes so their stocks are going up in anticipation of this stupid thing passing.

The benefits of wearing a keffiyeh It's just a practical garment for life in the desert.

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Oh it’s so much worse than that.

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