Matt Gill

very humid in dc this time of year

sandwich related crime is up 800, 1000, 1500 percent. smh

the sub that flopped around the world

hey, that's one of the first people on bsky to block me. funnily enough, it was for arguing about trains

A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.

just wish the internet would stay up long enough for me to finish one (1) task

gotta maintain the brand

not sure why I didn't take that warning seriously

It’s a shame, he would have loved Cool Ranch

really makes you wonder

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"

In a shocking development, the police investigation of the police determined that nothing untoward had occurred

relatable

Hey know, let's try to keep it ChatPG13

i mean, we already knew he was a pervert

not much daylight between the two these days

inspiring

hoping to see a lawsuit involving a straw pierogi buyer at some point

just impressed that Boss Hogg is still keeping his hand in

chicago was such as threat that even the idea, the dream of a chicago had to be quashed before its dark birth. yet the erie canal failed in its quest

Lot of ultra processed foods in that subway, can’t be too careful

fly like a beagle, to the bee

People are saying it more and more

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…

hmm, Ronald Beagan's time in office was even longer than I remembered

turns out that was harder than expected, so instead we're going to take over the moon

Beainy told Chron that on the advice of his attorney, he would not be able to comment at this time. However, he did say, "90 percent of the s--t they're saying is not true."

The kingdom of heaven is open to you, and you're digging in your heels? O wretch, in my alligator alcatraz there are many rooms, if it were not so, I would have told you; for I go to prepare a place for you

I heard there was a secret 'b'
Hidden inside a 'blueberry'
But you don't really care for GPT do ya
It goes like this: a 'b' at first, and fourth and sixth,
Whoops, minor error; purported fix,
My AI reinventing "blubeberry"
Blubeberry 🎶
blubellberry
Blurblery