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@lordofallusions.bsky.social

I’ll probably be live-posting a sport, posting a picture of food, or making some sort of pun.

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From the CatastrophicFailure community on Reddit: UPS2976 Plane Crash at Louisville SDF Airport (11/04/2025) Explore this post and more from the CatastrophicFailure community

Video found on Reddit of the Louisville UPS plane crash

05.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seismograph-ass last 2 minutes

02.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kentucky Football: You’re welcome, America.

02.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A reminder that when Taco Bell bullied Taco John’s into giving up the “Taco Tuesday” trademark, TJs used the publicity to donate money to a charity for the children of restaurant workers and tried to get the other taco restaurants to do the same.

01.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

DNS issues are suddenly not being caught before it breaks a bunch of stuff right in the middle of huge layoffs at the biggest tech firms in the world. Surely these people laid off didn’t have institutional knowledge around DNS issues that can easily be replaced by an A.I.

29.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Let’s check in with one of the companies that went all in on driving away talent with RTO (including 5 Days a week and tracking software) super early and laying off knowledgeable teams for cheaper overseas labor.

29.10.2025 12:33 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The next time Mark Stoops stops the other team from scoring before halftime will be the first.

26.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bobby Petrino and Hugh Freeze need to have their own sitcom, with Ed Orgeron as their wacky neighbor who keeps getting them involved in his zany schemes.

25.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 36    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Real “ALF is back…IN POG FORM” vibes.

25.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sources: Billups, Rozier arrests tied to gambling Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups and Heat guard Terry Rozier have been arrested as part of a pair of investigations related to illegal gambling, sources told ESPN.

Me: This was inevitable with the push for Sports Betting by all the leagues. I don’t know what anyone expected.

Article: “ Billups' arrest in Oregon was made as part of a separate but related illegal gambling case linked to an illegal poker operation tied to the Mafia”

Me: Do what now?

23.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That one of these wins (and the one that didn’t need OT) was Kentucky is the least surprising thing I’ve seen, especially after seeing Saturday’s silliness.

20.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where this weekend’s millions of protestors messed up was not sitting around at a diner in rural Pennsylvania waiting to be interviewed

20.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 840    🔁 83    💬 9    📌 1

I would love an explanation for why Kentucky’s OC has a job next week. 8 straight times up the middle on short yardage and gets nowhere? By all means, try it again 9th time! No one would believe us to be dumb enough to try it again!

Okay, I’ve got that out of my system.

19.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The. Dumbest. Coaches.

19.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Look at least we got to OT

19.10.2025 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See?

19.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I know a lot of you are now paying attention to Kentucky right now and hoping we figure this out. Let me assure you that you should be ready to be disappointed.

19.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I’m just tired of Kentucky football having the absolutely stupidest coaches in every game.

19.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So Trent Dilfer was like BAD bad

18.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So has autocorrect on Apple devices gotten absolutely abysmal since the iOS 26 changeover or am I imagining that? It feels like I’m having to fix errors multiple times per message when that wasn’t a problem before.

15.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear God, I remember when MTV made a big deal out of premiering the music video for that.

14.10.2025 14:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Maybe a good time to look at this quote and realize it was our tariff threats that started all this. Liars will tell you the truth if you know how to listen.

14.10.2025 11:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you are looking for tea leaves to read for where the economy is headed, my employer has to take down external postings after 2 days because they can’t handle the amount of applications after that.

I’m sure that level of desperation in job seeking isn’t a sign or anything.

13.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can we all just not screenshot the attention-seeking horseshit I blocked hours ago?

12.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is washing dishes in a kitchen and says damn damn damn Alt: a woman is washing dishes in a kitchen and says damn damn damn
12.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you see this, qrp with a game released the year you were born.

12.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Auburn fan that said “what now!?” Is all of us dude.

12.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess we will just confirm every play after it happens now.

12.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The refs have lost control of UGA-Aub

12.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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