Ultra Mugnus

I'm the same, only with the grammar for a zero listener podcast.

People being shocked by Moshiri turning up are also the ones that 'Can't believe' that the Bride's divorced parents have both turned up to the wedding.

FACE for radio. Voice for print media.

Good, without him we wouldn't be there.

Also, don't steal food/ drink and then upload the footage of you stealing the food/ drink and getting yourself a ban.

Good.

So you look like a flasher?

Yeah, but the legends match is free on YouTube.

See a fault?

Report it, it's a test event and a final chance to 'test' things out. Don't rush to post it like a bad Ted in a 'gotcha' moment for likes online off strangers. It's our club, our home and our future, let's work together to make the HD the best stadium in the land. Enjoy today blues!

Straight to Fan services mate below, for lower level stuff or email Matchday@evertonfansforum.com (I'll pick that up). Evertonians will also be getting a survey I believe to their inbox focussed around transport for issues (outside of the walls).

www.evertonfc.com/club/contact...

I once made Rum Bongo. All the juices of Um Bongo but with a secret ingredient... Rum!

Way down deep in the middle of the Democratic People's Republic of the Congo...

Apparently, he's not changed his wishes after his death, his brewing equipment remains the property of his kids. That should shtt the 'Will Will Still still will his still' lot up.

Can you get a blue light discount on glasses that block out blue light?

I'll admit I came close.

That's because with any other industry if the product you were buying was performing poorly, you'd just decide to choose another company. This doesn't work with football unless you're a cunt.

They look like the trainers you'd see in a Persil advert when they're trying not to advertise another brand.

The yellow ones look like the Taxi from Fifth Element.

A depressed AI chatbot goes to a doctor, says life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel.
The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it."
The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."

Those LU biscuits are Pims that you don't tend to get in the UK. Looks like they're returning from France.

Fans Supporting Foodbanks will be at Hill Dickinson Stadium this Saturday for the AS Roma game

No thanks

The old FAFO.

If I was 6'2, my BMI wouldn't be 'Obese'.

"So I just Gregg Wallaced myself instead"

Only in terms of verticality.

The BBC are reviewing the weather now?

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He's done a runner.

*Looking MORE like Timmy Mallet.

Slightly less than £1,000,000.