Ultra Mugnus

Man gifts bags of coal to Milton Keynes canal boat community One recipient, who has lived on the water for 12 years, says the coal is "very welcome indeed".

He's just fueling their coke habit.

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Sounds like you should get a Huawawawawei.

Lots of fucking olives

Do you know... I realised my mistake as soon as I hit reply.

We're secretly all glad you didn't die though.

And now you've got a restaurant named after you and a mild morphine addiction. Lucky bugger.

Don't listen to this guy. Pick them all you want.

"TODAY"

Middle class, middle aged WHITE dads are such an under-represented minority. This advert will make reform sick.

Ndiayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... will always love you.

One Christmas eve I watch my mate absolutely stack it from the top of an icy ramp that small staircase. He launched himself face first on to a snow covered patch of tarmac. I've never laughed so hard.

He had quite a pricey emergency dentist visit though.

"There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a roof-top."

- Confucius (maybe)

I don't think Robert Langdon needed that Religious Iconology and Symbology degree.

Carl Fletcher.

"Lungs like a 5 day old birthday balloon"

The fact that we're in the 3rd day of this news and it's still the top story should give people some indication as to how infrequent these events are. Instead the constant presence of it as a story has the opposite effect.

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Just watching Whisky Galore, the pronunciation of "Blackcurrants" was a little eye raising.

"How often did I find you in the Blackcurrants when you knew I wanted all the Blackcurrants for my jam?"

See if Nick has any whiskey spare.

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Stupid sexy Flanders.

A) he's been having showers.

B) he fucking stinks

They won't need those defibrillator paddles, he'll generate enough electricity just by rubbing his legs together.

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EAT MY GOAL!!!

Oh this isn't the right time for that.

A B C.

Always
Be
Charging

If you listen closely, you can hear the clippers going back in the drawer.

I once bought a pasty from Euston Station. It was still too hot to eat as the train left Coventry.

If I've got the opportunity to crop an image, I'm going to take it.

I think a lot of women have pulled off Bond. Though it's normally implied in silhouette.

Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan.