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Chris Hawkins

@chrishawkins.nyc.bsky.social

Engineering Manager at Meta. Ex-Melbournian in New York City, via San Francisco. Views are my own. Caffeine withdrawal may affect content.

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Latest posts by chrishawkins.nyc on Bluesky

Bloomberg is a tech company that sells fancy terminals before it is a media company.

03.07.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a crypto cynic, and I’m far from an AI hype guy, but LLMs are already quite useful for two things: 1) as a coding assistant; 2) for summarization of information. Overhyped for sure, but still a lot more useful than anything on Blockchain.

30.05.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The American regime’s overreach is continuing to make my decision to keep living here voluntarily extremely embarrassing.

23.05.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out: run clubs but everyone has their headphones in and doesn’t talk.

04.05.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s really trying to play this off as some principled anti-consumerism thing?!

30.04.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The modern work reality is pinging with someone frantically on chat, while you’re in a VC meeting with them and some others on a different topic, and not seeing each other in person despite being on the same floor of an office building.

30.04.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Living in NYC is weird sometimes. Like when listening to Fisk in Daredevil talking about Red Hook while the real Red Hook is clearly visible in the window next to the TV.

28.04.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some friends of our’s were playing the Hello Kitty farming game. Island Adventure we think it is! @kwilliams.bsky.social

26.04.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh right this is actually on Steam Deck! Sorry @kwilliams.bsky.social

26.04.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@jinjarella.bsky.social What is it you are current playing again?

26.04.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Of course they don’t say β€œsouth”, they have eight dimensions and so a 2D coordinate system is practically useless, but their word, which is zblgttm, means basically the same thing)

23.04.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The higher beings are clustered around our simulation now. β€œHere!” they say. β€œThis is the point where it all really starts to go south.”

23.04.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If this milquetoast post is enough then we have worse than deportation to be afraid of.

28.03.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is a very alarming time to be a green card holder who thinks that Israel is doing war crimes and the US president is a moron.

27.03.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While I think you might be right, to some extent, about the outcome, I don’t think that means anyone should have propped up the Ponzi scheme with near zero practical value over traditional finance.

25.03.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also for some reason I just find the idea that Fisk could be elected Mayor of New York especially compelling right now.

20.03.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Daredevil: Born Again a bit of a return to form for Marvel, or do I just really like tragic storylines?

20.03.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, this brings me back to having the performance of the XNA game engine I wrote in university absolutely destroyed by string concatenations, which were of course all allocating.

08.03.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to you both!

26.02.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is one of the most alarming things I have ever read from the US government.

24.02.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country WASHINGTONβ€”According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. β€œOur latest research and statistical analysis show...

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

20.02.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 19064    πŸ” 3197    πŸ’¬ 341    πŸ“Œ 265

If you think about it, most immigrants are coming in by plane, so they’re really just going for the source.

20.02.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I’m only paying state taxes this year.

19.02.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely insane that the Fermi Paradox appears to be solved by the inevitable invention of video games and the subsequent culture wars, leading to the demise of any advanced civilization.

13.02.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NYT article showing the following text selected: β€œIt's going to mean a lot more business for America," he said of his decision to pause enforcement of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977.”

NYT article showing the following text selected: β€œIt's going to mean a lot more business for America," he said of his decision to pause enforcement of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977.”

I know none of this is surprising at this point but Jesus fucking Christ.

12.02.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gulfy McGulfface

11.02.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump signs order sanctioning International Criminal Court The Hague-based body has created a "shameful moral equivalency" between Hamas and Israel, the White House says.

Sounds like something an international criminal would say. www.bbc.com/news/article...

07.02.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Government isn’t anywhere near as inefficient as the private contractors who price gouge government contracts.

06.02.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This unfortunately makes a lot of sense.

31.01.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Conveniently a bunch of the bad stuff we’ve been anxious about for the last twelve months or so has just started happening.

20.01.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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