Officer Karen

The last UK Prime Minister to actually survive a full term was David Cameron, during his coalition with the LibDems (2010-15)... over a decade ago

The last one to serve the full term from election to election after winning a majority in his own right was Tony Blair (2001-05)... over *20* years ago

Don't remove the racist post.
Remove the racist from his post.

Just want to acknowledge and appreciate Robyn @ntsonline.bsky.social and the team who contacted my agent to let me know I wasn’t successful on a recent audition. It means so much to get a response and is still rarer than we might like, so I always want to laud positive experiences from the rooftops.

Wonderful Ellen, of our three-in-one sisters, the Hecatae in Sandman.

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’

'We've got a new character to promote fossil fuels - we're calling him Coalie.'

'Coalie? What about Oily and Gassy?'

'Oh, it was his idea.'

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

Man who bankrupted a casino also runs successful arts centre into ground in less than 3 months. And yet, somewhere in the heart of Trump Cult Land, people still believe he’s a good business man. And not a sex offender thief who stole virtually every cent he’s ever had by grifting and/or intimidation

An online newspaper obituary of Catherine O'Hara at the weekend said 'she left behind two sons' and I think I deserve some kind of a medal for NOT commenting: 'No, it was the same son twice.'

Paddington in Star Trek

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784

Hear hear.

Bri speaks for many of us despite the friends we miss in the US.

For Liam.

This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.

'I knew this was a bad idea as soon as I saw the trailer.'

Monetisation

The advert said
MONETISE YOUR FOLLOWERS
so he thought
he would respond

by painting them
in the changing light,
like waterlilies
in a pond.

There is no justice. There is just us.

"Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports"

I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.

Henry Gibson as a Nazi in The Blues Brothers

Greg Bovino paints an eagle statue

Surely I'm not the only one who sees it?

If you look at the killing of Alex Pretti from multiple angles, it looks like murder, but if you look at it from one very specific angle, it also looks like murder so who knows what the truth is? 🤷‍♀️

As a Scot, having seen our football team triumph in a way many of us couldn’t have dared to hope for in recent times, it genuinely hurts me to say this - we must boycott the World Cup. They are murdering people in the streets. Attending feels like acceptance or complicity.

I'd just like to apologise to George Lucas for thinking that his tale of an evil politician manufacturing a trade war so he can achieve absolute power and murder whoever the fuck he wants was a load of absolute bollocks.

Now we're stuck with Emperor fucking Pumpateen.

Please share. 💔

I’m so sorry to read this. You’ve been a source of much enjoyment and a comforting presence online for me and I hope you’ll accept my sympathy and sadness as a fan who is very sorry to know you and your family are suffering.

NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.

He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…

Please let the other leaders just corner Trump round the back of the building and fucking leather him. Just beat the tar out of him and then send him stumbling out, bruised, pantsed, showing his flabby, pathetic arse to the world’s media. All bets are off now anyway.

The Prime Minister rises to the global political moment and gives a speech of intelligence, insight and gravity.

Unfortunately for Britain, it's a different Prime Minister.

Text: Old adversaries Sir, Your obituary (Jan 19) of Mr Justice Blofeld rightly referred to his fine sense of humour. When he first sat in Winchester a barrister called Richard Bond stood up to open the first case. Mr Justice Blofeld began to stroke the white ermine on the sleeve of his High Court judge’s robes as if stroking a cat. He then said with a smile: “We meet at last, Mr Bond.” Sir John Royce Clifton, Bristol

Letter in Times today

Donald Trump is given the Nobel Peace Prize

I knew Trump being handed that Nobel Peace Prize reminded me of something.

ICE makes a lot more sense when you add the missing letters to get INCELS.