Sofia

I left social media entirely, but there are some things can not be replaced:
political drama
memes
earthquake feed go brrrr

Any game is as good as its community memes, so I’m fucking overjoyed in advance.

Baldur’s Gate looks like a game I may actually enjoy. Last time it happened with Disco Elysium which was like three years ago.

So, me as a mentor: BE NOT AFRAID
*winking with eight eyes at a time

He’s actually quite smart and competent! Asks good questions, too. 10 years back I was barely able to speak in presence of these scary tech adults.

Our intern haven’t reported anything yet, but mentioned that he followed our advice and binged Succession. Gotta write a recommendation and endorse his linked.

You should have one, too

I’ve been running tests all day, so my friends are getting an increased amount of cat pics and memes.

Would you like to have some tea?

San Francisco moment: my Cruise got stuck because the Cruise in front of it got stuck.

this screencap is my new most valuable possession

You see, I wasn’t joking about watching people’s moving out sales during a big weekend.

They don't have these little associates there! Not sure the last guy is any good at sales, though.

Still processing a trauma of walking into Restoration Hardware

My plans for the weekend? I’m monitoring facebook for move out sale to get at least some furniture for my place.

I hope all these “San Francisco is so over, I'm moving to Florida” folks will actually do it, so they’ll stop hang around. Also, I'll take over all of their plants.

Yesterday, I played Civilization for the first time since I was maybe 13, and it was disappointing. No, adviser, we are not studying militarism. Fascism is also a no. In fact, we should have stopped right after printing and enjoy the amphitheaters and obelisks I built for you 1000 years ago.

Agriculture was a mistake

Armin forbids me from reading

I’ve started to read Pollan’s Omnivore’s Dilemma, and I guess my number one enemy is corn.

No, but he’s def “that smart one”

The orange one is Armin, the gray is Chemex. How should I introduce you to them?

I'm just going to do it forever until there is no other content in your feed. Not even the submarine.

You are not going to stop me

It works

Another one!

Idk if Bluesky will work out, but here's my offering to social media overlords