if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter

we have two 14 year-old security guards who stand as far away from the store as they possibly can

jesus hussein christ

good morning to music

action boy, baby john

warrioress

brociopath

gab yelled about the beer batter, and then punished the fish with salt when it arrived

Yes, collectively it's called the "Beasts of Burden Suite." It's six games. Donkey Kong is the flagship. Then Reindeer Kong. Hm? Yes, not actually a reindeer. Then Mule Kong, then Lllama Kong. Also monkeys, yes. Then Bactrian Camel Kong. That's correct, also monkey. Then Elephant Kong. Yes I'll hold

order in court

its an unforgiving world, she's not an unforgiving girl

what's the most tricked you've ever been

jesus christmas

boobs protect your heart

laughing in the empty reflecting pool with kate

laying on the hedges outside stetson west with donald

sweater swap

I am gonna make it through this year
If it kills me

baby handed her plate up to gop when she was done 🍽️

baby danced to reggae at a bar in Hawaii and refused to stop💃🏽🌺🇯🇲

wishing your midday carries an easy pace ☀️🍃

"enjoy."

confidence bordering on audacity

doesn't suffer fools gladly

Pele speaks

kissing cures hiccups

not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can

🌈🌈🌈

sometimes you have to wear the costume before it becomes the clothes

hiding from the brutish realities of this foul year of our Lord, 1971